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Weekend-Monday, Oct 2-4, 2010 Vol 2590 - Shrink-y mojo
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"Jon Stewart, apparently he's going to host a rally called something like Americans in favor of a return to sanity, or something like that. And his point was 70 percent of the people – it doesn’t matter what political affiliation –70 percent of folks are just like you. They go about their business. They work hard every day. They’re looking after their families. They don’t go around calling people names. They don’t make stuff up.” -- Obama, endorsing Jon Stewart's rally on Oct 30, Link Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Send
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Subject: Republicans all in on voter anger Republicans are all in on voter anger. They have one and only one strategy for the 2010 election. They are counting on the voters being so angry that they forget who made them angry in the first place. But what would happen if the Republican voter anger plan fails? What if Democrats hold on to their majorities? What if the same thing happens in 2010 that happened in 2006 and 2008? What would happen is that it would be game over for the Republican party. Anger is their only plan and if it fails then there is nothing else. Republicans are more vulnerable than they have ever been. If Democrats merely show up to vote this year, the Republicans are gone. Marc Perkel Http://marc.perkel.com Founder of the Church of Reality Reality changed my life. It can change your life too! Quotes "When Obama was elected, most of us thought we'd be getting ponies, STAT! But we were quickly betrayed by the appointment of Rahm fucking Emanuel, who made it his mission in life to throw Daily Kossacks under the bus. With each passing day, it became increasingly difficult for us to get fired up and ready to go. But now, as Rahm sleeps with the fishes, it's just like starting over." -- Trix, a "kossack" Link Send e-mail to Bart That Nutty Wasilla Housewife Link Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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"Jon Stewart is a bigot against anybody who doesn't agree with his point of view, which is very much a white liberal establishment point of view. They minimize you, and treat you like you don't matter. I am a complex human being. I am not some moron. I'm telling you that everybody who runs CNN is a lot like Stewart, and a lot of people who run all the other networks are a lot like Stewart, and to imply that somehow they, the people in this country who are Jewish, are an oppressed minority? Yeah." Audio -- former CNN anchor Rick Sanchez, throwing away his career over that Israeli madness thing, Link What point is he trying to make? Against whom does he allege Jon Stewart is prejudiced? Isn't it normal for Jews to think they're superior? Don't Texans think that? Don't New Yorkers think that? I damn sure know Catholics think that. Don't "pretty people" think they're better? Tall people, rich people, people from old money, everybody thinks they've got what's going on. The whole world is naturally prejudiced to give themselves self-esteem, but Rick Sanchez didn't make any kind of point, other than he grew up with less money than Jon Stewart's family, but so did I and I don't think Stewart is prejudiced if he thinks Jews rock. Wait - one more: “Jon Stewart's not just a comedian. ... He can make and break careers,” -- former CNN anchor Rick Sanchez Link Yes, Rick, you're proof of that. Wait - one more: Sanchez said he was upset over Stewart’s frequent personal attacks, noting that once the Comedy Central host called him "a total meathead." So, you gave up your career to "get even with" a comic who called you a meathead? Maybe that's proof you were never qualified to sit in the anchor chair. I wonder why "those Jews who run CNN" gave you an anchor job in the first place? Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "The Republicans have lost their standards, they've lost their principles. Really, that's why the machine in the Republican Party is fighting against me. They have never really gone along with lower taxes and less government," -- Nevada crazy Sharon Angle, bad-mouthing her masters in a leaked tape, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Democrats and the art of compromise Link Send e-mail to Bart Click HERE to hitch a HuffPo
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We need a strong, progressive third party in this nation now more than ever. i hope you'll take a lesson from our current situation -- where we're about to put republicans into a majority position in congress, only because they're the only other choice -- and use your page to push for people to leave the democratic party and build the green party at the grass roots level in their communities. i know you've always been opposed to this. but if the fact that the democrats can't even beat the republicans in a year when there has never been more proof that their party's policies caused the economic meltdown than ever doesn't sway you, i don't know what will. get out of the burning house. let's build another one. Andrew in Balitmore Who's going to run this progressive third party? How will it be different from the Democrats? Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
Guess what I did? Every time I'm in an airport I see a Southwest Airlines booth where the attendant is giving away free SW t-shirts if you sign up for a new SW VISA card. My SW VISA card has been berry, berry good to me, so I always take a pass. But now they are raising the stakes - look at this graphic: They promise a FREE TRIP FOR TWO if I get a second SW VISA and use it once. What's the total cost? They're giving me the first year with no fee, so that means near the end of 2011 I'll have to pay them $59 - that's what this "free trip" will cost. They're also eager to have me transfer debt to them, so maybe I can pay off my old SW VISA with my new SW VISA and float that debt for 45 days. It would be crazy to turn down a free trip anywhere in the US, right? I wonder why everyone doesn't fly free on Southwest Airlines. Send e-mail to Bart Obama vs right-wing militias by Joe Conason
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January of this year, 2010, the weather stayed so cold in St. Louis, Missouri and Alton, Illinois that the bald eagles were cruising over houses in hopes of a quick meal. They could not access fish that were at the bottom of the river and had gathered together. Some kind souls decided to feed the eagles so they would survive the cold spell. They gathered fish and started feeding the group of eagles huddled on the shore. The photo below shows what happened. Incredible! Ron C I have never seen that many bald eagles before. Send e-mail to Bart Click to Order “Mike Palecek reminds me of Socrates the gadfly who asked unwelcome questions, Diogenes with his lantern looking in vain for an honest man, Chekhov the man with the hammer challenging the complacent family to share their meal, Kerouac the ever on the move, somewhat hysterical searcher, and he reminds me of many Americans who as children were so blasted with propaganda that they’re devoting the rest of their lives to challenging the lies and all who tell them. In this land where babies are brought by storks and buildings collapse due to unpatriotic bricks, we need the gadfly because no leader, preacher, guru, or saint will wake us up, though the Doomsday clock is ticking close to twelve.”— David Ray, American poet, author of “The Endless Search” and “The Death of Sardanapalus and Other Poems of the Iraq Wars” Look for bartcop Note: If you sign up,
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Subject: You are getting on my last nerve..... I've been reading BartCop for about a year now.....I know you love you some Bill Clinton and some Hillary, but how bout giving our Prez some props every now and again? He is doing a pretty dang good job considering where we were 2 yrs ago...at least he doesn't smoke cigars:) Sometimes Dems like me get a lift when we read positive things being said about our 1st Black Prez. N e ways I think you may need some anger management classes or some yoga. God Bless Ruth Ruth, I would love to say more nice things about Obama but I can't write, "He hit a triple" when he strikes out. If you had been reading in the nineties you would have seen me give Clinton hell, but Clinton didn't make as many mistakes and he came to work and fought hard every day. And yes, I might've been a little rough on Obama last week but I get upset hearing "You people need to wake up" from a guy who slept thru his first two years in power. Stickers!
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Quotes "The same conservatives who now claim that Obama’s program didn’t work are those who once warned that Clinton’s program would lead to ruin — just before the greatest peacetime expansion in history. Believe them at your peril." -- Joe Conason, Link Why don't the Democrats remind the idiot voters? Last time the GOP squealed, "The Dems are ruining America" we got 22 million new jobs and the stock market TRIPLED and we had peace and prosperity, but the Democrats refuse to run on Clinton's success because - hell - I don't know why. Maybe they hate success? Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I've dabbled in Buddhism. I would have become a Hare Krishna but I didn't want to become a vegetarian. And that is honestly the reason why -- because I'm Italian, I love meatballs." -- The Masturbating Witch, Christian because she loves meat, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: When Obama will come out fighting? Hi Bart, Bart, I took a look in a crystal ball yesterday, to figure out when Obama will quit fighting with his base and come out fighting. And I got an interesting reading. Obama will fight like a tiger - AFTER the Dems no longer have a majority and he can't possibly win on anything. That's when Obama will come out fighting. The way it appeared in the old glass ball is this, Obama just doesn't believe in progressivism, and doesn't want a progressive agenda to pass. So he has absolutely refused to fight for it or any portion of it. The fighting will start when he can't possibly win anything. Pelosi and Reid don't go for that "librul" stuff either, apparently, since they don't want to introduce any "meaningless" bills. Put me in charge, I'd have 50 simple bills per day, one item per each, no amendments allowed, going through the House and Senate. Let the Repubs say ANYTHING about how "the Dems hate small business" or "the Dems don't want to improve education", I'd have 500 simple three page bills ready to hand that the Repubs voted against showing them up for liars. In short, none of our senior "leaders" want what we want, so there isn't any reason to be surprised when we don't get it. Hate to say it, but that's the reading I got from the ol' crystal ball. Keep the hammer flying, MadSat Send e-mail to Bart Eldrick shows his ugly side to kids Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: festfestfestfestfestfest Hey Bart, Are we festing in Vegas in November as planned? Let us know, Boston Jane With free air fare and dirt-cheap fine hotels, I'm always up for a trip to Vegas. Maybe we can get Pontiac Tom to deliver the Volcano :) Anybody up for a Hempfest in the desert? I always wanted to party in Vegas with you, Bart! Subject: Obama vs Hillary Hey Bart As somone who's more astute politically than most, do you think that "the fix was in" with Obama? Isn't it so very telling that the Republibelches wanted him in, but emphatically did not want Hillary? That woman would've placed heads on pikes, and they know it. If they weren't afraid of her, then they would have had a "grand old party" in tearing her down & making her term(s) a living hell for her, just for the fuck of it, cuz she's a Clinton. What do you think? sloth I am unable to explain why just over 50% of Democrats went with the new guy and shunned the proven winner/fighter. It must have been those "I hated the nineties" Democrats. Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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