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"The terrible story of Rutgers student Tyler Clementi, who committed suicide after his roommate
posted webcam footage of Tyler and his male lover, prompted universal disgust and shock that
such ignorant homophobia could apparently be found at a reputable university (although perhaps
one could also glance rightwards at the Tea Party movement, which is doing its best to legitimise
homophobia in America).
-- Hadley (That's Hadley) Freeman, of The Guardian.co.uk, Link
Is that what's going on here?
The Kenyan has energized every racist SOB in America?
Maybe the Democrats should mention that.
"This is a race between good Americans and the racist cavemen from the 19th century."
If every racist in America votes and only half the good Americans vote,
we could lose big in November because racism is still a HUGE problem in this country.
IF the 2010 elections are about racism,
should we play the race card, whatever that means?
Why ignore the giant Black donkey in the room?
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Subject: Republicans mask bad policies
from the radical far right candidates the Republicans are running this year. They hope to cover of
crazy with millions of corporate dollars.
Republicans want to privatize Social Security. The want to run up the debt by extending tax cuts
for millionaires. Rand Paul has said that private businesses should be allowed to exclude blacks.
Christie O'Donnell thinks scientists are using stem cells to create mice with fully developed human brains.
They say that Social Security, Medicare, and Unemployment are unconstitutional. Several Republican
candidates want to lower or eliminate the minimum wage. They want to reverse health care reform,
eliminate consumer protection, reverse wall street reforms that would prevent another bailout.
They oppose abortion even for women who are raped. They want us to believe that the solution
to America's problems is to go back to the Bush era policies that created the mess in the first place.
The Republicans positions are so bizarre that they have to take and spend tons of money because
without a campaign to bombard us with lies they don't have a chance of winning election this year.
It's like putting lipstick on a pig, and when you have a lot of pig you have to use a lot of lipstick.
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"He's a jackass. He's an economic illiterate.
He's an economic ignoramus. And that's being charitable."
-- the vulghar Pigboy, who wants to say "niggger" so bad he can taste it, Link
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GOP's O'Keefe and sexual humiliation
by Gene Lyons
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“Even if you’re eating delicious chocolate cake, there are moments you feel like, ‘I’ve had too much.'
Now replace ‘chocolate cake’ with ‘shit taco’ and you know what our day is like every day."
-- Jon Stewart, Link
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Nevada
I just heard CNN's new polling numbers for the Nevada senate seat.
Harry Reid is running BEHIND Sharon Angle with seniors,
and Angle has said she wants to do away with Social Security.
Why are Nevada seniors planning to vote for someone
who wants to stop their paychecks?
What might explain this?
Seniors
in Nevada are too stupid to vote for their own paychecks.Harry Reid is such a tool, they
don't mind losing their patychecks to get rid of him.Seniors are lying to the pollsters?What makes someone on Social Security say, "I don't need my check?"
Is this going to be the craziest election ever?
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Subject: naming the parade
Bart, you forgot an argument. It goes along with that "free market" thing.
11. It's a free market. Why don't you handjobs BUY the parade BACK from Dominion?
I'm sure they have a selling price.
and, of course...if that works Bart, I think we could solve your money problems.
--dave in Portlandia OR
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I can almost smell the flowers...
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September income was as lousy as August, so I need to get back into the t-shirt business.
I have an idea for a shirt, but I need help with the art.
Who knows how to do art for a printer to put on a shirt?
I could pay the winner with a free shirt :)
It would be close to this:
Thanks
to Bob in BakersfieldSo we need something like this but in printer's format, whatever that is..
PLEASE send your printer-ready art, winner gets a free t-shirt.
...and, if this works, would you non-artists consider buying a shirt?
I can help with that, Bart
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In Tulsa, cops no longer answer routine calls.
If it's a property crime, hire a lawyer.
If someone is shot or stabbed, they'll show up.
Our new Rethug mayor is laying off cops & firemen
and they're turning off the street lights at night.
Who needs government, anyway?
Teabaggers = White Religio-crazies
1. If the GOP had any good ideas they wouldn't need to spend millions to buy elections.
2.The millions that the GOP spends is proof they have no good ideas.
3.How would the GOP ever win without Faux News?
4.The funding mismatch is proof the Dems are effective and have good policies.
5.The Dems don’t win with fear, they win with competence.
6.The GOP needs millions cause their policies are all craaaazy!
7. etc., etc.
Jack, Jacksonville, Alabamastan
Someone said Meg Whitman has spent more on the CA governor's race
than Gore spent in 2000 running for president in all 50 states.
Whitman is somewhere around $140M and Jerry Brown is about $10M.
That should tell the voters who knows how to handle large sums of money.
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“Mike Palecek reminds me of Socrates the gadfly who asked unwelcome questions,
Diogenes with his lantern looking in vain for an honest man,
Chekhov the man with the hammer challenging the complacent family to share their meal,
Kerouac the ever on the move, somewhat hysterical searcher, and he reminds me of many
Americans who as children were so blasted with propaganda that they’re devoting the rest
of their lives to challenging the lies and all who tell them. In this land where babies are
brought by storks and buildings collapse due to unpatriotic bricks, we need the gadfly
because no leader, preacher, guru, or saint will wake us up, though the Doomsday clock
is ticking close to twelve.”— David Ray, American poet, author of “The Endless Search”
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If Hillary Clinton had won the nomination and the election, she would never have
backed down from a fight with the republicans. That's what I think.
Mercer225
An interesting thought:
Would Hillary have decided to "look forward?"
Or would she have sought payback on the sons of bitches?
She also would have known from Day One that there's no way
to reason with the snarling dogs so she wouldn't have wasted the time.
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"So Howie Kurtz has been picked up by the Daily Beast. Who will now serve as the one-stop
conduit for right-wing bullshit to be injected into the mainstream. Basically, for the last ten years,
Kurtz’s job has been to troll the stupidest shit he could find in the Red State diary sections and
mainline it, and I have no clue who the WaPo will hire to fill that vital role. Any ideas? We should
also take the time to come up with a Greatest Hits for Kurtz. I can’t know for sure, but I think
Kurtz is the reason Media Whores Online folded up shop. They were just overwhelmed."
-- John Cole, Link
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Subject: Dems fighting back?
Bart, how can you fault the Democrats for not fighting back
and fundraising as much as the Repukes, when the Repukes have
corporations throwing millions of dollars into their campaign funds?
Did you forget about the Citizens United v. Federal Elections Commission ?
What corporation will contribute to the Democrats? Unlike the teabaggers,
they don't go against their own best interests.
Janet
The fact that the bad guys have more money is MORE reason why the Dems should fight back.
They're stuck in insta-surrender mode and it's been YEARS and I'm sick of it.
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Hey Bart! Thanks for finally publishing a shot of my fair, adopted hometown, Prague!
In this shot we're on the Charles Bridge, the Lesser Bank behind us, and we're looking towards Old Town.
You might notice that the bridge, which dates back to the 14th century, has statues of various saints, martyrs,
goblins, whatever lining both of its sides. The castle stands on a bluff behind the photographer in this pic.
C'mon over!
We'll smoke a fattie at the midway point and admire both banks of the river.
Your friend Bob
Bob, thanks for that.
If you, the reader, live in a funny non-American city,
send us a picture and we'll see who can guess where you are.
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Bart, last issue's History Mystery is Mr. Satchel Paige.
He broke into the Major Leagues w/ the St. Louis Browns in 1948 (oldest rookie in MLB history).
Played five years w/ them. I think he played his last game w/ the Kansas City A's in 1965, at the age of 59!
This after having played over 20 years in the Negro Leagues, starting in 1926. Quite a guy!
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and be in bed before it got dark.
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