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Weekend-Black Monday, Nov 20-22, 2010 Vol 2613 - Dallas
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best and we're in Sweeps Weeks! Marty always has good stuff. Sarah, are you really that stupid? "The publishing world" isn't leaking your book, your publisher is. So yeah, have them arrested. That'll be entertaining. Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair
We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Quotes "If Hillary gave up one of her balls and gave it to Obama, he’d have two." -- James Carville, being a little more blunt than usual, Link "James Carville is well-known for spouting off his mouth without always knowing what he's talking about. I intend to stay focused on fighting for the American people because what they don't need is 20 more years of performance art on television. And that's what James Carville and a lot of those folks are expert at ... a lot of talk and not getting things done for the American people." -- Obama, Link There he goes again, picking all the wrong battles. Of all the people in the universe, he goes after James Carville? There have been hundreds of thousands of Obama insults in the last 2-3 years and the ONE GUY Obama chooses to single-out a reply to is James Carville? I never thought I'd say this, but Obama needs somebody like Bob Shrum. (Bart chokes) He needs somebody who's watched a TV and read a newspaper during the last 20 years to advise him politically. Sidebar: Did David Axelrod have a stroke? What happened to him? Why is Obama so civil with the Bitch and the Boner and then he lashes out at Carville who, truth be told, is really trying to help Obama be a better president. Send e-mail to Bart Pot growers are terrorists? Any garden is a terror garden Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes
"I am not in any way interested in or pursuing anything in elected office." -- Hillary, telling lies on the Sunday shows, Link Did you see Hillary machine-gun-lying on Meet the Whore? She said the Rethugs in the senate were "good people" who "loved their country," and that they "weren't blocking everything because of politics" and other massive lies? Not sure what she's up to ...but I like it. Send e-mail to Bart Made-in-China.com - Connecting Global Buyers with China suppliers. Quotes "Sarah Palin says she believes she can beat Obama in 2012. The way things are going, Bristol Palin could beat Obama in 2012." -- the great comedian Jay Lamo, who's the funniest man on NBC at 11:30 weeknights, Link Jay Lamo is a comedy genius, even funnier than Conan O'Brien. BTW, isn't it sad about Conan's ratings? He did good his first night, as can be expected, but then America remembered why Conan failed and lost the Tonight Show - because nobody was watching. Send e-mail to Bart Subject:
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Bart, I wish I knew what happened to Candidate Obama when he became President Obama. As his supporters, we do him no favor by ignoring his unwillingness to fight on behalf of the middle-class. He even said we should hold him accountable, so with your rants you are only doing what he requested! If you were a passenger in a car and the driver appeared to be falling asleep at the wheel, would you shout at the driver to wake up or would you just hope the driver snaps out of it in time to avoid the brick wall you are about to smash into? With that said, keep swingin' that hammer, Bart! Kathleen H. There are those who get very upset when you shout, "Wake up!" to the sleeping driver. Send e-mail to Bart Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
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For the last-minute gift-giver in a hurry - Use these links to order Click to Order Bob Dylan The Original Mono Recordings [Box set] Bob Dylan | Format: Audio CD $102.64 w/Free Shipping Remember why we're Democrats? by Lawrence Lewis Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Obama Bart, we gotta wake him up before it's too late. Keep hammerin'. Barger Subject: Obama Hey Bart, I don't get it. Where have you ever been unfair to Obama? Never any proof to back up the charges. I am almost beyond hope. I believe Obama's biggest crime is that he has alienated an entire generation of voters. Young voters that had faith in his vision are now turned off to politics. Who can blame them? Obama promised everything and delivered little more than an insult while squandering the best chance we've had in living memory to move the world forward. Katie, we ALL want Obama to succeed, but I am weary of watching him Charlie Brown himself to defeat. I can hardly watch anymore. Bart is doing his best to get a message across, not tear Obama down. take care, capt jimmie Subject: Obama - I agree with Katie by Tally Link Tally, if you think Obama's doing a great job and should stay the course, I think you're really going to like the next two years. Subject: Obama - I agree with Katie bart, i agree with katie 100%. even i have stopped reading bartcop on a daily basis. you seem to want obama to hire karl rove and dick cheney. What? When you make an accusation that wild, shouldn't you explain yourself? america wanted someone in the white house who “didn’t” stick firecrackers up frog’s asses. i sent you three incredible articles how amazing, positive, economic things are happening here in columbus, not a word showed up in your blog. next thing we know your fans will see you on fox news. The fact that I want Obama join the fight makes me a right-winger? your ohio pal, philip Maybe I'm guilty of forgetting Bart's Law #1. Send e-mail to Bart What is the most pro-Obama site on the Internet? Send e-mail to Bart Man watches Bristol dance, then blasts TV with his shotgun Link Even non-political people say Bristol Palin is the worst dancer on DWTS but she's going to win - won't that make the Palins seem even more phoney? Subject: Bill Maher and pink tutus I had only one thought when Maher mentioned pink tutus: why the hell isn't Bart the DNC chairman? Keep swinging that Hammer, you so often hit the nail right on the head! Gman Subject: Bill Maher and pink tutus Yes, indeed -- I was the one who reminded the DU'ers that Bartcop had INVENTED the pink tutu term... And you know I call you on it because my daughter is a professional ballerina... I hate for the ballet art form to ever be aligned with spineless, weak-kneed Dems -- because you have to have guts, a spine, and then some to be a ballerina. Just saying. Lisa I don't know why people at DU went gender crazy over the pink tutu. A ballerina in a pink tutu is generally going to be a small female, maybe under 100 pounds, and not very likely to beat up the toothless, SUV-sized linebackers that are the Republicans. Send e-mail to Bart t-shirts for sale!
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"Republicans are united to stand for keeping the tax cuts in place; this is how we create jobs." -- Rep Joe "You lie!" Wilson, Link Butt Joe, you've had TEN YEARS of tax cuts for the super-rich and you bastards have created ZERO JOBS. This crap could only work against refuse-to-fight-Democrats. Send e-mail to Bart Fix the deficit: Cure diabetes slacktivist.typepad.com Send e-mail to Bart OMG Palin Quotes
"Did you ever wonder where the producers of American Idol come up with the seemingly endless supply of people who can't sing but are deluded enough to get up in front of a national television audience and screech out a song anyway?" -- Sarah Palin, who must think her daughter can dance, Link Send e-mail to Bart Canada: Time to build a fence Link Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Wildlife Picture of the Day Link Can you identify the Mystery Animal? Click to Order “Mike Palecek reminds me of Socrates the gadfly who asked unwelcome questions, Diogenes with his lantern looking in vain for an honest man, Chekhov the man with the hammer challenging the complacent family to share their meal, Kerouac the ever on the move, somewhat hysterical searcher, and he reminds me of many Americans who as children were so blasted with propaganda that they’re devoting the rest of their lives to challenging the lies and all who tell them. In this land where babies are brought by storks and buildings collapse due to unpatriotic bricks, we need the gadfly because no leader, preacher, guru, or saint will wake us up, though the Doomsday clock is ticking close to twelve.”— David Ray, American poet, author of “The Endless Search” and “The Death of Sardanapalus and Other Poems of the Iraq Wars”
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