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Weekend-Black Monday, December 4-6, 2010 Vol 2619 - McCain's boyfriend
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"If we can’t win this argument we might as well just fold up. The GOP are saying we are going to insist on tax cuts for the richest people in the country and we don’t care if they are paid for, and we don’t think it is a problem if it contributes to the deficit, but we are not going to vote to extend unemployment benefits to working people if they aren’t paid for because they contribute to the deficit. I mean, what is wrong with that? How can it be more clear?” -- Ohio Gov Strickland, wondering why Obama always surrenders up-front, Link Hey Barack, which of these dogs are you going to reason with? "The president is pandering to voters who claim to want bipartisanship, but in the process he's looking weaker -- not more magnanimous.” -- Bob Cesca, Link "Obama and a lot of the Dems are living in some silly virtual reality. This nonsense about compromise is absolute BS! No Repubs ran on a platform of compromise. I'm sick and tired of Obama's BS on this. He needs to pull his head out of the sand and realize that there will be no compromise! The Repubs are not going to allow you to realize any victory on any issue! It's past time to wake the hell up!" -- Kansas Dem, Link The time for Obama to wake up was August of 2009. Can anything wake President Van Winkle? “Obama is beginning to look like a man who lost his mind. Why is the obvious so elusive to this man?" -- Brooklyn BadBoy, Link I heard yesterday that only 26% of people want the tax cuts extended for the super-rich. But you know Obama is going to cave on this because he caves on everything. Something else - and it's important: When they say, "Let's extend the tax cuts for the super-rich for just two years," who thinks in two years the super-rich are going to say, "OK, we've had enough tax cuts - it's time we did the right thing and paid our fair share of taxes?" That's NOT going to happen, and how do we know it's not going to happen? because BUSH is the one who said these tax cuts should expire in late 2010. Obama will try to sell that to us and it's pure bullshit from a man who I helped to get elected and that's making me feel pretty stupid right now. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "The Founding Fathers originally put certain restrictions on who gets the right to vote." -- Judson Phillips, president of Tea Bagger Nation, saying Blacks, women and non-land owners should not have the right to vote - but this isn't about them being racist - no, not at all, Link Send e-mail to Bart Christmas Shopping online?
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Now that the Senate Repugs have threatened to halt all legislative action unless they get their millionaire’s way, the pundits are all talking about how the Dems have almost no options left. The hell you say. Here’s what they need to do. First, hold a vote on just the middle class tax cuts. The Repugs will filibuster it. So simply adjourn. End the 111th Congress and go home for the holidays leaving the message: You could have had tax cuts and unemployment benefits, but the Repugs blocked them. Let everyone stew on that for a couple of months. When the 112th Congress starts in January, you reform the Senate rules to limit the use of the filibuster, and pass middle class tax cuts in the Senate, putting pressure on Boehner and the Repugs to follow suit in the House, or be labeled for the next two years as blocking tax cuts. That’s how you play politics. Leo Leo, that would work - if we had men and women in Washington. Instead, our Democrats are mice. Send e-mail to Bart I have no idea what this toon means. Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
Quotes “Did you know that the words “race car” spelled backwards still spells “race car”? Did you know that “eat” is the only word that, if you take the first letter and move it to the last, spells its own past tense? Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in “Tea Party Republicans” and add just a few more letters, it spells: 'Shut the fuck up you selfish, free-loading, progress-blocking, benefit-grabbing, resource-sucking, violent hypocrites, and recognize that you nearly wrecked the country under Bush and deal with the fact that our president is black, so try and get over it.' Isn’t that interesting?” -- e-mail to my good friend Mario Piperni, Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "If people cannot even feed and clothe themselves, should they be allowed to vote?" -- the vulgar Pigboy, saying our paralyzed soldiers should lose the right to vote, Link Send e-mail to Bart Obama Killed Bush Torture Probe by David Corn Link Send e-mail to Bart 2010 Holiday Gift
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For the last-minute gift-giver in a hurry - Use these links to order Nikon D3100 14.2MP Digital SLR Camera Click to Order Features: Nikon has unveiled the D3100, its latest entry-level offering and its first DSLR that can record full 1080p HD videos. Successor to the popular D3000, it is built around a 14.2 CMOS sensor and a 3 inch LCD. As well as movies it gains Live View shooting, a wider ISO range ( 100-3200 expandable to 12800) and a host of small revisions. We've been given access to a pre-production version of the camera which we've used to prepare a hands-on preview, looking at the changes Nikon has made to its best-selling DSLR. Steve Martin Angry Over Show Refund Crowd throws fit over super-unfunny show Link Subject: Let them all expire Bad decisions have consequences and we can't keep kicking the can down the road forever. It's time to pay the bill on the 2 wars we're fighting and get serious about reducing the deficit. The Democrats want to spend money on the long term unemployed and the Republicans want to give the rich more big tax breaks. I say it's finally time to do nothing. If Congress does nothing and let the tax breaks for EVERYONE expire then they don't have to fight over who get's what tax breaks. The Bush tax cuts were a bad idea and it needs to just die. The tax rates worked out just fine under Clinton when we had a surplus. When it comes to unemployment, there is a time when enough is enough and two years is enough. If we want to save even more money we can also end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. If we do all of the above we will be well on our way to balancing the budget. If we don't do it then we are just letting the problem get worse and what it collapses it will be our fault for not owning or mistakes when we had the responsibility to do so. Marc Perkel I rarely disagree with my close personal friend Marc, but those unlucky people who lost their jobs because the crooked Bush bastards raped the Treasury have very little left. Don't you think most of those jobless people have exhausted their savings by now? If you were making $1,000 a week and suddenly you're down to $800 a month, losing that means no groceries and no utilities - thus moving back to Grandma's old, smelly house. And if you have a house full of kids, even Grandma might tell you "I don't have room." I heard it again - for every dollar the government spends on unemployment, we get a $1.90 stimulus boost - so that's the bad news? My guess is 95% of those on unemployment would rather have a job. Send e-mail to Bart t-shirts for sale!
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