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Jan 14-17, 2011 Vol 2638 - Rugrat exorcist
THIS is why they can't hide from their past. First they threaten to shoot somebody then they shoot somebody and say, "Who, me?" Quotes
"The last two years have seen a proliferation of similar baseless charges of racism, sexism, bigotry, Islamophobia and inciting violence against those on the right..." -- The Washington Whore Times, a Moonie Publication, Link I'm calling your bluff because you're lying - again. Please list the names of those on the left who have "incited violence" against those on the right. What are these don't-believe-in-guns Democrats going to use? Slingshots? Their shoes? Send e-mail to Bart Palin To Headline Gun Convention
See? She's got nothing to do with gun extremists Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Fuller and Palin Bart, J. Eric Fuller, after being shot in the Tucson "shooting spree," was on local television. Gun control was being discussed, and the founder of the Tucson Tea Party said that we shouldn't be thinking about gun control right now. Fuller pointed a camera at the Tea Party guy and said, "You're dead." Fuller was arrested and held for a 72-hour psychological evaluation. Sarah Palin, not recently shot, publicized a map with rifle targeting sights on a number of Congressional districts. She pushed it nationwide with the phrase, "Don't retreat, RELOAD" as a message to her supporters. She is lionized, and her rights to "free speech" are being defended by liberals more than conservatives. So what's the big difference between the two? One is nationwide, and thus a greater threat; in addition, the nationwide image has a list of people associated with it, all of whom are in Congress. Isn't that, then, a significantly greater threat than one guy saying "You're dead" to another person in the audience? So why the difference in how they were treated? Russ Short answer - the American whore media is pushing for Palin like they pushed for Obama in 2008. They know a Palin presidency will bring a shitload of great news stories for them. Send e-mail to Bart Shopping online?
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Sacramento, one of the best billboard campaigns we had was just a
white billboard with text: 'Rush Limbaugh is a Wonderful Human Being'. And a couple weeks later, tomatoes and other vegetables had been thrown at it." -- the vulgar Pigboy, You see Rush? That's the difference between the two parties. Our side throws tomatoes at billboards. Your side goes to Walmart and buys 31 bullets. Send e-mail to Bart It looks like we're going to lose
Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair. Apparently every Democrat in the world has a computer that's working perfectly. It was a great idea that should've worked. We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Quotes "An awful lot of people care about repealing the Obama health care plan. A lot of people care about it the other way, trying to preserve it. But you don't have to call the other side 'socialists' or 'fascists' or whatever. Maybe we can agree or disagree more agreeably." -- FOX News' Chris Wallace, begging the Rethugs to knock off the hate talk, Link But Chris, that's all your side has. If you take away 'socialists' and 'fascists' and "nigger in the White House," what other argument could your side make? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: BCR Show 164 Thanks for the show Bart! Sounds like the new format with a co host will be great! ( I liked it solo, too) I don't know why Tommy had a problem with your comedy. Randi and Mike do what they do, and you do what you do, and what you're doing works very well, I think. Not really useful comparisons. Believe me, you have a lot of people waiting for the next BCR! The Bill Maher Clip from Leno was ripping! People need to hear that everyday, especially leftys. The right has stolen everything from patriotism to outrage (T baggers) and we should take it back. Kudos Bart! Love hearing you.. Rick Rick, thanks for that. I'm hoping more radio shows will mean more subscribers :) Subject: BCR Show 164 Hi Bart, My two cents. If BartCop Radio was anything less than top shelf, I wouldn't give a damn. I would drop it like a hot turd. Trust me, you turn on the mic and the magic happens, a BartCop subscription would buy a lot of Chinaco, it's worth it... just sayin' Mark in Boulder Mark, that was nice - thanks,
RNC loses Major Donors It's fashionable to blame the Black guy Link Send e-mail to Bart The Tucson Witch Hunt by Charlie Blow Link Send e-mail to Bart http://www.redtagprintsale.com/a/BartCop Quotes "One year ago, Michael Tom Steele had a blunt message for his critics: "If you don't want me in the job, fire me. But until then, shut up." Today, members of the RNC did just that, voting to replace the gaffe-prone negro with Reince Priebus, whatever that is..." -- what Matt Finklestein might've said if he was speaking GOP, Link "Feingold said that it would be good if we captured Obama in the battlefield setting and that he suffered the 'ultimate punishment' there. I find this point to be completely disgusting. I hope he has an explanation as to why he thinks Obama ought not to be executed..." -- Reince Priebus, the new gaffe-prone Rethug Chairman, Link So, you replaced one gaffe-prone handjob with another gaffe-prone handjob but at least this one's white, right GOP? Send e-mail to Bart Clear Channel yanks Pigboy sign because it proves what everyone's been saying? Link Watching coverage of the shooting last week, I noticed some of the footage came from Tucson's KGUN-TV. Why does everything have to be guns, guns, guns with these violent radicals? Send e-mail to Bart Things slow at your business? Maybe advertising would help
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Quotes "I wonder how many innocent little boys John Paul II miracously "cured" of their virginity by leadiing the Catholic Church to shuffle pedophile priests and bishops and even cardinals around the world... it'd be a MIRACLE if everyone damaged by a priest protected by the church could have their childhood restored..." -- TD Pittman, who doesn't think John Paul II should be made a saint, Boy, you talk about super-cheesy, they say it takes two "miracles" to become a saint. For John Paul, one of his "miracles" came when some nun claimed she had Parkinsons and she was "cured" after her village prayed to JPII for her cure. Horseshit That's more lame than the average Jay Leno monolog. Catholics - don't they know "God is watching them" fabricate these lies? Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "We do have a challenge on the Hispanic vote. It is a language problem. It is a tonal problem." -- The GOP's Alex Castellanos, Link No, Alex, it's a GOP-hates-Mexicans problem. Someone said right-wing-GOP Arizona will like go to the Democrats in 2012 because of all the hate the Rethugs have shown their dark-skinned brothers. Someone else said by 2040, "darkies" will be the majority of voters so, by all means, keep screaming "f-ing taco-eating beaner SOBs" at anyone with dark skin. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: that AZ shooter This was photoshopped .... the real one reads 'independent' COrt Send e-mail to Bart Palin does her Reagan impression... Quotes "They were slobbering over Obama's speech for the predictable reasons. It was smart, it was articulate, it was oratorical. It was all the things the educated, ruling class wants their members to be and sound like.” -- The vulgar Pigboy, picking a fight with Chris Wallace and Charles Krauthammer for their praising Obama’s speech in Tuscon,, Link "As one of the three slobberers…I find it interesting that only the ruling class wants a president who is smart articulate and oratorical in delivering a funeral oration.” -- Charles Krauthammer, smacking the Pigboy, Link You gotta love a war between FOX News and the vulgar Pigboy. "I was gonna name my first child Krauthammer, even if it was a girl. But no more.” -- The vulgar Pigboy, Link Please Rush, tell us how copulating with a nine year-old boy's anus in the Dominican Republic is going to result in a child for you and your FOURTH paid-for wife with a ten-year contract? The vulgar Pigboy, on the cutting edge of male-rectal-fertilization. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Monkey Mailer RMann Haha! Thanks for printing that Monkey Mail! exchange with RMann bart. It's been trying week what with the events in Tucson and the right's sickening response so your humor most definitely lifted my spirits. And someone really ought to sit down with RMann and have a discussion about the meaning of the metaphor about bringing a knife to a gunfight. If anything it might save him from a future bartcop red-ass whoopin'. krazeeinjun www.krazeeinjun.blogspot.com Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at Guess the City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, last issue's mystery city is our beloved city of right-wing, gun-totin' nutbags known as Salt Lake City, Utah. Oh, and because of Republican domination, the air is RARELY that clear. The only thing clear is the 3.2% beer--yum!!! greg c. slc, ut Subject: horse photo in 2636 The photo you showed is definitely the statue at the Meijer Garden in Grand Rapids. The original was never made, just a clay model that the french destroyed. The two are both recasts, funded by the Meijer family, with the one in Milan being a gift to Italy from the US. Nothing personal, just hometown pride. Sue in Detroit Send e-mail to Bart You can select a monthly plan to provide
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Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery Who is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's an anti-war demonstrator at the University of California, Berkeley throwing a tear gas cannister at police during a student strike to protest the killing of 4 students at Kent State University. The Berkeley student demonstration is one of many across the nation in direct response to the killing of four Kent State University students by National Guardsmen during a Vietnam War demonstration the previous day. Lonnie Send e-mail to Bart
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