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Thurs-Fri, Jan 20-21 2011 Vol 2641 - Sweating red
  Quote of the Day "If the Bears win, I'm going no doubt."-- Obama asked about the Superbowl Link If you had a chance to go to the Superbowl, would you? I don't think I would - it's just too comfy at home. |
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"Cheney says Obama will only last one term. This is coming from
the guy who said there were weapons of mass destruction in Iraq."
-- Letterman
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He's the leader of the Racist party of America
"God put Chinks and Slants on Earth
so we white people can mock them..."
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Audio Listen to the racist Pigboy mock every Asian person in the world.
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"Warner Oland would pronounce Limbaugh 'Number One Asshole'.”
-- Attaturk, Link
Note:
Warner Oland played Charlie Chan in dozens of movies.
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Subject: weird pic
Bart, your weird picture made me remember this.
It has a Norwegian name but is other wise called Preacher's Pulpit.
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FOX lies constantly.
I got $100 that says Obama never said,
"There is no more terorism."
But FOX will continue to lie until
Democratic mice act like men.
Thanks to http://foxnewsboycott.com/
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best
Marty always has good stuff.
Cheney's 'big government' artificial
heart
Without
it, "Mister Torture' would be dead meat
Subject: Monkey Mail and your page
I love the page.
I agree with you about newer, slicker pages, but if you decided to
change your page,
I'd still read it because your work keeps me sane (I live in Kansas;
governor is Brownback,
SoS is Kobach, legislature goes more insane with each election.)
Your work is not lame.
The only negative is that we don't have more money so I could pay you
more.
AJ in Wichita
AJ, that was nice - thanks.
Sure, I could make the page
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-- Gabrielle's husband, saying a violent teabagger is only good at one thing - murder, Link
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"You know the killing streets right there in front of Independence Hall in Philadelphia?
You know how Philadelphia is not a place you want to be? I’ll put you on a hidden cam
and put you downtown at 6, 7 o’clock at night. Philly sucks."
-- Glenn Beck, screaming racial slurs at Philly because WPHT dropped his hate show,
a week after he was dropped in New York, Link
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Pope spins like Karl Rove
"That letter didn't say what the words say it said"
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Will 'civility' help Democrats?
Is a third grader asking that question?
Link
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TV Season is heating up again
We need writers to encapsulate, synopsize and update such shows as,
American Idol, Survivor, The Amazing Race etc.
Hell, if you're into heacy sarcasm, I'd like to read your reviews of Gossip Girl
and whatever other shows are fun to mock.
Write at your own pace, skip a week if you need to,
this is about opinions so you can't be wrong,
no fonts, colors or pictures - text only,
who knows - it might turn into something if you're an interesting read.
If you want to mock FOX's Money Drop, that might be fun.
I saw an episode last week where the question was,
"What was the most popular name for boys in 2009 - Mike, Jacob or Ethan?"
I knew right away the answer was Jacob, but two Black women were playing
and I'll bet they don't know anyone named Jacob so they put $100,000 each
on Mike and Ethan and lost every penny they had.
My old buddy Sabutai used to talk about a Wheel of Fortune where the board said,
"Money in the ban_" and the guy guessed, "Money in the band."
You can't make that stuff up.
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"DON'T PISS OFF SARAH PALIN. She's apparently very powerful and is obviously still
smarting from the end of her reality show. I was cancelled from Fox for saying Palin is
'stupid and a threat'. Wait till I REALLY shock them with Aretha Franklin is a bit chubby!"
-- Joan Rivers, 77, taking on the bullies at FOX News, Link
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Giffords able to stand up
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I have a question:
Does she know she was shot?
If I'd been shot thru the brain, I'd want to know.
When Uncle Bill had a stroke, nobody told him until I did.
He was very thankful that someone finally told him WTF was going on.
Can you imagine how scary it would be for your brain to stop working normally
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, last issue's mystery city is Lisbon, Spain,
You can see the Lisbon bridge, a copy of the Golden Gate Bridge
and The Christ the Redemer Statue, a copy of the larger Statue in Rio.
Jerry in Miami
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Who is last issue's History Mystery?
This would be William Miller, VP running mate for Barry Goldwater, the original conservative.
They ran against LBJ in 1964.
His daughter is Stephanie Miller, luscious, liberal and lesbian.
Daniele from Canada
Daniele, you are correct!
http://www.stephaniemiller.com/
Would it be sexist to say Stephanie is hot?
It's OK for a straight man to say that, right?
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