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Weekend-Tuesday, Jan 21-25, 2011 Vol 2642 - Widow Dancing
  Quote of the Day "I've never really come to termswith the decision in Bush v. Gore... I'll forever be really angry about the Supreme Court decision and the way it ended." -- Kissyface, pretending to be upset that the team he roots for won Link |
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"The Central Intelligence Agency owns everyone of any significance in the major media."
-- William Colby, former CIA Director, Link
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Go away, old man, nobody cares what you think
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"Mitch McConnell has the right to offer an amendment. If the Republicans offer an
amendment on the floor, then we will require them to vote on the individual protections
in the bill that are very popular and that even some of the new Republican House
members have said they support. So in the end, their repeal bill is going to be so
full of holes it looks like Swiss cheese."
-- Sen Chuck Schumer, claiming the Dems will stand up to the sons of bitches, Link
I would enjoy seeing that.
Think it'll ever happen?
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Subject: writing about TV shows
Hey, Bart. Might be interested in writing some synopsis and opinion on some shows, but have a few questions:
- Are there particular shows you're looking for, or is it just "submit what you like"?
- How are they to be submitted and where are these going to be displayed?
- Are there any word limits or guidelines?
Thanks,
Tom
Tom, good questions.
Submit what you like.
Anything else would be work.
Please send text only - no colors, no fonts, etc.
I can't spend 30 minutes formatting each submission
No word limits, but if it's 4,000 words, nobody will read it.
Use whatever language you want, but don't get too gross.
I recommend LOTS of opinions.
Anybody can list the facts (but our Democrats) so if
you love or hate someone/something, let us know about it :)
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best
Marty always has good stuff.
Kissyface - the unprincipled troll
Everybody
hates a backstabber
Hey Bart,
It's
really is simple to play Boner's game...
Every time you mention him, just call him 'Jobs-killer Boner'!
Republicans
know - names are important.
DAvey DAvei
DAvey, that would work, but the Democrats don't have any
fight in them.
Just
like it would work every time they say "Democrat party"
we could reply with "you stupid
Republicunts can go to hell."
"Fighting
is
always wrong, Bart!"
OK for work, sound optional
Business slow?
Maybe it's time to advertise
Banner ads by
the day,
by the week,
or by the month
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-- Rep Greg Harper (R-Miss) who should NOT be held responsible if one of his constituents
"wastes" some good ammunition shooting a Democrat, Link
By the way, Greg, could you repeat that a little louder this time?
Gabrielle Giffords didn't hear you - someone wasted some ammo on her.
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There is $17 trillion “in private wealth sitting offshore in bank accounts,
brokerage accounts and hedge fund portfolios, completely untaxed”. Link
Brad
You think Obama and Eric Holder will go after that $17 trillion?
I think they'd rather raid a medical marijuana store in California.
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"'The governor (of Hawaii, I assume) vowed when he took office in December that he would
do his best to end the debate over Obama's birth, which began during the 2008 campaign.
Now, what's wrong with that sentence? 'The governor'... Where's the president on this?"
-- the vulgar Pigboy, acting like Obama hasn't settled this 100 times,
Hey Pigboy, keep running with that birther bullshit.
Better yet, why not get dramatic and offer one million dollars
to the first person who can prove, for sure, where Obama was born?
Oh, that's right - you blowhard bastards NEVER put your money where your mouth is.
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America in the age of primitivism
by Michael Lind
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GOP's Tucson bait-and-switch
by Michael Kinsley
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your sludge site should be reported to the EPA,
Mike the Teabagger
Monkey, thanks for that.
Banana Fact:
The average banana has 27 grams of carbs.
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Did Obama dye his hair Wednesday?
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This shouldn't be a news story but it is. The GOP will say,
"If he's lying about his hair, what other lies is he telling us?"
He should've just left it grey.
If nothing else, it makes it look like he's been working harder.
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"Cheney says he may need a heart transplant. The doctors
discovered the problem during Cheney’s annual autopsy.
-- Letterman
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The picture of Limbaugh in lipstick with a bunch of half dressed male hunks
behind him was altogether offensive. You are calling him gay, and using it as an insult.
That is no different that the kid in the schoolyard calling someone a fag.
It is reprehensible, and not the least bit funny.
precisionreport
PR, I don't like your tone.
The fact is YOU have a problem with that toon and I can't help that.
If you tried hard enough, you could be offended by every f-ing toon on the page
so I should do what, stop publishing to prevent your feelings from getting hurt?
Being gay is the most horrendous insult imaginable to a Republican.
You can sell weapons to terrorists and still be their hero.
You can lie 5,000 soldiers into their graves and still be their hero,
but you can't be an openly gay Republican and that's where the joke is.
Remember, Rush was caught coming back from a men-only trip to little-boys-for-sale
Dominican Republic holding black market Viagra and I'm supposed to overlook that?
You've made the classic mistake of starting the conversation by acting like a dick.
You could've been nice and asked if that was appropriate but instead, you come on
like some kind of self-styled King of Comedy and you don't have the cred for that.
I'm in the humor business and I can't write or publish jokes if one guy out of
tens of thousands might be over-sensitive and be angry over something he saw.
If I secretly hated gays I think we'd know before Issue 2,641 came out.
Why don't YOU try to write over 7,000 pages of political humor
and let me go over each page looking for reasons to be insulted.
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If Obama moves farther right...
He loses everybody and everybody loses
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Bart, if you're still posting pet pictures, this is Bobby, 13
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Profitable Road Rage
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, last issue's mystery city is Vienna, Austria;
Center right is Stephansdom / St. Stephen's Cathedral;
I'm there usually 7:45 every Saturday morning.
Kind regards,
Mark
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This is Willby.
He belongs to Boston Jane
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
Who is last issue's History Mystery?
That is Mary Todd Lincoln, wife of Abraham Lincoln, and her title was First Lady from 1861 to 1865.
After that her title was Loon as she was one crazy lady.
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Hi Bart, Speaking of William Miller (history mystery), many years after
he ran on the Republican ticket with Goldwater, he did an American Express
commercial wher he asked, "Do you remember me?"
Hardly anyone did.
Mike in NH
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