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Wednesday January 18, 2011 Vol 2811 - Friendly stranger, black sedan
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"The Republican party can win back the White House only by offering a clear contrast with President Obama. We need contrasts, not just a paler shade of what we have.” -- Man-on-Dog Santorum, calling Romney a negro with lighter-skin than Obama Link Send e-mail to Bart S Carolina is Newt's Last Hope Link Here's Newt Gingrich's pitch to South Carolina this week, in four easy steps: 1. If you don't elect Gingrich on Saturday, he will lose the Republican presidential nomination. 2. If Gingrich loses the nomination, Mitt Romney will win it. 3. If Romney wins the nomination, he will lose to President Barack Obama in November. 4. If the Republican nominee loses in November, America, as we know it, is basically over. Speaking to a group of business leaders here Tuesday, Gingrich said that South Carolina would be the key--the only key--to keeping his electoral chances alive in 2012. If he loses, he's out. "Your support in the next four days can change history," Gingrich said. "If I win the SC primary, I will be the nominee. I think it's literally that simple. And if I don't win the primary Saturday, we will probably nominate a moderate and odds are fairly high that he will lose to Obama." Listen to Newt! You don't want Romney, who might be gay - you need a creature like Newt! Obama will destroy either one, but Newt would be more fun to torture all thru 2012. Send e-mail to Bart "I promise not to turn whore" - August 2010 Chris Dodd turns whore - maybe he's friends with Rush now? Link Sen. Chris Dodd says he still doesn’t know what he’ll do come January 2011, when he will no longer be a member of Congress. But he has ruled out one option. “No lobbying, no lobbying,” Dodd promised in a big, fat lie. That Dodd would forgo a trip through Washington’s “revolving door,” using his policy and political expertise–and a thick Rolodex–to launch a new career in the influence industry, may come as a surprise. Chris Dodd, professional whore
"I'll whore anything for
more millions..."
Link Hollywood’s chief whore lashed out at tech companies for mounting the Internet blackout to protest proposed anti-piracy legislation that has pitted Southern California movie and music distributors against Silicon Valley Internet corporations. MPAA Chief Whore Chris Dodd accused Google, Mozilla and Wikipedia of resorting to stunts. . . . “It is an irresponsible response and a disservice to people who rely on them for information and who use their services,” Dodd lied in a statement. “It is also an abuse of power given the freedoms these companies enjoy in the marketplace today.” Hey Chris, go fuck yourself. You have all those millions that Countrywide helped you steal - and you need more? Chris Dodd is "pulling a Lars," which means he wants music fans and movie fans sent to f-ing prison if they try to "sneak into the theater." Chris, please join the GOP and forget you were ever a Democrat. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "If Rick Santorum was true to his values, why didn’t he ask Senator John Ensign to step down and why hasn’t he been more forthright on his reasons for doing what he did? If you are a family-values guy, a straight-shooter, there is no reason for you not to address poignantly, truthfully and honestly your position and what you did. End of discussion.” -- Doug Hampton, victin of the dreaded Washington DC cuckold, Link Rick Santorum betrayed his professed family values when he tipped off his friend, former Sen. John Ensign, that a story about his extramarital affair was about to break, says Doug Hampton, husband of the woman Ensign was vigorously banging. Yeah, Okie senator Tom Coburn was the bagman for that tawdry affair. These "I love Jessus more than you" types are all about kinky sex and cash payoffs. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Non-monkey Iran response
Just 3 quick points of disagreement when you say that there’s no way Obama will attack Iran: 1. Granted, Obama, Hillary & Panetta are not Bush, Cheney & Rummy, but one doesn’t need to have oil interests to start wars. There’s more than enough precedent to show that drawing attention away from an abysmal economy or even personal vanity have motivated US presidents to start wars. 2. You’ve pointed out once or twice that Obama has a habit of being conned or intimidated by those who want to destroy his presidency. Well suppose it’s Aug. or Sep., Netan-yahoo starts a war in Iran and Willard is screaming, “What is President Muslim gonna do about it?”… 3. Why would Israel grab someone else’s sacred sand? Isn’t that a bit like asking “why would a billionaire steal”? Now I’m not saying it’s a guaranteed lock that Obama will attack Iran, in fact I think it’s more than 50-50 that he won’t, and I certainly won’t put any money down on it one way or the other. But it’s a possibility that’s not as far out in the ozone as you seem to think it is. Dave in Deer Park, NY 1. It's my opinion that Obama will do ANYTHING to save his presidency short of sending ground troops into Asia and watching them come home in body bags. 2. It's my opinion that, if Israel attacks Iran, Obama will hold still. I don't think Israel will start something they can't finish. 3. Stealing more money is very different from stealing more sand. Thanks for being civil.
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Turning America into Potterville by Robert Parry Link For many years, it appeared that the Right wanted to take the United States back to the 1950s - when blacks "knew their place," women were "in the kitchen" and gays stayed "in the closet" - but it turns out that the intended back-in-time-travel was to the 1920s, to an era of a few haves and many have-nots, not only before the Civil Rights Movement but before the Great American Middle-Class. The Right's goal has been less to recreate the world of "Father Knows Best" than to establish a national "Pottersville," like in the movie, "It's a Wonderful Life," where the existence of the average man and woman was brutish and unfulfilling, while the 1 percent of that age lived in gilded comfort and held sweeping power. That is the message ironically coming from the expensive ad wars of the Republican presidential battle, where Romney has emerged as the personification of the 1 percent and has been attacked by rivals who - while supporting similar policies favoring the ultra-rich - have savaged his career as a venture capitalist, or as Texas Gov. Rick Perry puts it, a "vulture capitalist." Romney's response has been telling. The former Bain chief went beyond the Right's usual lament about "class warfare," terming the criticism of high-flying financiers who use layoffs to fatten their bottom lines "the bitter politics of envy." Only a Democrat could lose this argument: "Would YOU like to pay more taxes so super-rich bastards like Romney can pay less?" I can't help but think if *I* ran the DNC that argument would've died decades ago. Every time they bring it up, I'd shove it so far down their throats that they would choke on it. But the Democrats refuse to list the facts and they play to be nice - not to win. Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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“The Net interprets
censorship as damage and routes around it.”
It’s been more than 18 years since John Gilmore offered up his famous explanation of why the Internet is the most powerful tool for free speech ever invented. That’s long enough for an entire generation of Internet users to be born, raised and apply to college. But as some members of that generation may discover on Wednesday, when they log on to their favorite website and discover it dark and silent, Gilmore’s insight has rarely been more relevant than it is today. Some very well known and highly popular websites, including Wikipedia and Reddit, effectively turned themselves off today, acting in protest of proposed congressional legislation that they believe poses a stark, existential threat to the core architecture of the free and open Internet. In other words, the operators of these websites have decided that two bills currently under consideration in the U.S. Congress — SOPA, the Stop Online Piracy Act, in the House; and, in the Senate, PIPA, the Protect Intellectual Property Act — represent “damage.” And so they’re routing around it, by any means necessary, including, ironically, purposely damaging themselves, albeit temporarily. I haven't had time to get into this, but here's what I've heard: If some 15-year old girl likes a Katy Perry song, and she sings that Katy Perry song into her web cam and uploads it to YouTube, the bastards who run Hollywood want her to be: 1) censored 2) fined for having the audacity to sing and upload a Katy Perry song 3) perhaps imprisoned if the greedy Hollywood bastards get their way. How is Katy Perry losing money if some girl sings her song? What we desperately need here is some f-ing sanity - but then, this is America. I'll bet I could find a case where some guy got SIX years in prison for shooting a cop. Yet the greedy bastards in Hollywood, the super-rich sons-of-bitches with lobbyists, want to make downloading music a crime that puts you in prison for TEN YEARS, which means it's worse to download Katy Perry than to shoot a cop in the face. Seems to me a fair price for illegally down loading movies or music would be that person has to pay FIVE TIMES the amount of what he "stole." So, if I illegally download Mission Impossible and I get caught, I have to pay $40. If you illegally download ten movies, you might have to pay $400 for your "crime." That would mean "pirates" might find it a better deal to pay for the download. But the super-rich are known for their greed, so they want kids IMPRISONED for spitting on the sidewalk and our on-the-take congress just might agree with them. The super-rich crooks want to disconnect ANY WEBSITE that even has a link to a website that the super-rich think might be costing them a dime and that would surely kill the internet which is OK with the super-rich. We might eventually need the Internet to overthrow a tyrannical government so keeping the Internet open and working is a great idea. Send e-mail to Bart See
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Howard Stern I think he's probably the best interviewer I've ever heard. When he and Robin have you on the witness stand, you have no choice but to tell the truth. If you try to lie, they'll call you on it faster than Rush on a Black woman with four kids. Right now I'm recording his interview with the great Roger Waters. I assume this will be considered amongst the best interviews Roger has ever done. He's asking Roger EVERYTHING - nothing is off-limits. "I was thrown out of college because I was a bit lippy." "I was wrong to think it was wronmg for Pink Floyd to play the songs I wrote when I wasn't there." "When I met David Gilmore, he was a van driver." Howard has his faults, Koresh knows, but as an interviewer, he's the best. Send e-mail to Bart Can Sarah Palin Stop Romney? Link The cynical interpretation of Sarah Palin’s very qualified endorsement of Newt Gingrich Tuesday night is that she’s playing it safe: Sure, she has little regard for Mitt Romney, but she also recognizes that he’s in the catbird seat, needing only a win in South Carolina to all but clinch the nomination. Palin made her remarks during Hannity appearance. She argued that a protracted GOP contest would be good for the party because “iron sharpens iron, steel sharpens steel” and that “these guys are getting better in their debates, they are getting more concise, they’re getting more grounded in what their beliefs are and articulating what their ideas are to getting Americans working again.” “If I had to vote in South Carolina,” Palin said, “in order to keep this thing going I’d vote for Newt, and I would want this to continue.” Mee, too, Sarah. I'd like a full-blown civil war that destroys the GOP. Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude Link Subject: Iran reverb from Dan Link Send e-mail to Bart Click for info and to order Nitt Witt Hill [Paperback] just $12.44 What's causing the country and now the President to lose their crackers and voters to elect Nitt Witts? Clowns and Turkeys are running Congress and the Nitt Witts are everywhere. But will one more Clown in Congress make any difference? Would the country be better off with some real Turkeys instead of those Clowns? Or are the Nitt Witts destined to run Washington? Set on historic Nitt Witt Ridge in Cambria, California and Capitol Hill in Washington D.C., Sebastian Gibson's satire paints the absurdities of the political world and of daily life with his unique sense of humor. Thanks, they send me
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Elton John's panties in a wad He's very, very, very angry at Madonna Link Madonna says she "doesn't feel bad" about taking home the Golden Globe for Best Song, despite feeling the public wrath of Elton John's camp over losing to her. "I hope he speaks to me," Madonna said. "He's known to get mad at me, but he'll win another award. I don't feel bad." Elton John and his partner David Furnish were irate that Madonna's song "Masterpiece" beat out John's "Hello, Hello" from "Gnomeo and Juliet." Cameras cut away from Madonna during her acceptance speech to show a stone-faced John. Furnish took to Facebook to spew: "Madonna. Best song???? Fuck off!!!" "Madonna winning shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit," Furnish wrote. "Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in it's narcissism." He also said Madonna's recent critisism of Lady Gaga "shows how desperate she really is." Have you ever, in your whole life, heard of someone bitching about losing an award? Have you ever heard of some loser attacking the winner - just for winning? Faith Hill was accused of this years ago, but I saw it live and she was kidding. Elton and his husband are NOT kidding about this. And I like Lady GaGa OK, but she did steal "Born this Way" from Madonna. The night GaGa premiered the song, I knew before the song was over that she "borrowed" Express Yourself rom Madonna. Before the Golden Globes, Modonna was asked if Elton was wearing a dress that night. Not taking the bait, Madonna replied, "Let's hope the best man wins," which she did. But why are these people with $500M in the bank acting so petty over nothing? Elton John needs another award like I need a shot of Cuervo Gold. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Subject: fund-raising idea
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Link Last issue's Mystery Car Revealed Bart, Last issue's Mystery Car is an 1995 Chrysler Atlantic concept car. http://www.allpar.com/cars/concepts/atlantic.html Michael in Cannon Beach OR Send e-mail to Bart Subject: fuck the Jews? Bart, I couldn't disagree more with that statement. So, why not agree with me and get on the correct side of the argument? For the record, I'm not saying "fuck the Jews." People who are eager to see Iran nuke up are saying that, in my opinion. I might however be inclined to agree with "Fuck the Israeli fascist bastards" who have been screwing the occupied people for too long. Vince Vince, you didn't exactly say this, but what I heard was, "The Jews have nothing to fear from an Iranian nuclear device." Do you think exploding nukes are only dangerous to "Zionists?" Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Celebrity Link Last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart – that's Barbara Eden, the prettiest genie ever to exasperate Major Nelson. Keep swingin', my friend. Pat Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Time to advertise! Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, let people know you're still here. Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's mystery city Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City? Bart that's Babylon by the Bay, the greatest city in the world, San Francisco – home of the 2010 Champion Giants, and next Super Bowl Champion 49ers! That’s Coit Tower on the left, the TransAmerica Pyramid in the center, and the Bank of America building on the right (I think). Go Niners! Keep on swinging that hammer, Marty in London I would like to see a San Francisco-Baltimore Superbowl just because I'm so tired of the Packers, the Patriots, the Giants, etc. Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's history mystery What is last issue's History Mystery? Bart, that's Bill Miller, Barry Goldwater's running mate in 1964. Leo in Maryland Top fascist fighter (and hottie) Stephanie Miller is either Bill's daughter or grand-daughter. If Wikipedia was online today I'd clear that up :) Send e-mail to Bart Subject: donation Bart, here's something that's long overdue. I've been reading you for years. Dennis in Little Rock Dennis, thanks for that. Small donations really add up. Vampire Diaries' - Nina Dobrev Check out 102 sexy, tasteful photos of Nina Dobrev in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Marty always has good stuff. Shopping online?
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