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Weekend-Monday, February 11-13, 2012 Vol 2824 - Sparkle
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"Sarah Palin's voice? It’s like a band saw going through a bike frame.”
-- Stephanie Miller Link
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Severe Conservative Syndrome
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Mitt Romney has a gift for words - self-destructive words. On Friday he did it again,
telling the CPAC Nazis that he was a "severely conservative governor."
As Molly Ball of The Atlantic pointed out, Mr. Romney "described conservatism as if it were a disease."
Indeed. Mark Liberman, a linguistics professor at the University of Pennsylvania, provided a list of words
that most commonly follow the adverb "severely"; the top five, in frequency of use, are disabled, depressed, ill, limited and injured.
That's clearly not what Mr. Romney meant to convey. Yet if you look at the GOP race,
you have to wonder whether it was a Freudian slip. For something has clearly gone very wrong
with modern American conservatism.
They keep saying Willard and Obama are tied.
I don't believe that for s second.
I think the whore press wants you to THINK they're tied
so you'll tune in more often and get "the latest scoop."
Willard hasn't had a gaffe-free day in months and Obama keeps on sailing smoothly.
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I'll send you an e-mail when
each new issue goes up.
24 Hours to Stop the Pipeline
by Robert Redford
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Every once in a while an opportunity comes along for all of us to be the solution. This is one of those times.
We're collecting a half million messages to stop the Keystone XL tar sands pipeline in the next 24 hours.
This dirty, dangerous tar sands pipeline is not in the national interest. It's that simple. And the Senate,
officials of both parties, need to hear that message loud and clear and fast because some of them are
threatening to push a bill as soon as Tuesday, to approve it.
Go to www.stoptar.org and send a message. Then turn up the volume and send it to everyone you know.
Tweet it, Facebook it, blog it...urging everyone you know to become part of the solution in the next 24 hours.
Go to www.stoptar.org, please, and send a message.
This U.S. Senate has to stop looking towards the past and move into the new century.
If only some of these politicians showed the same level of passion for creating new markets
around cleaner forms of energy, as they're showing for crippling a sitting president with a dirty,
potentially highly dangerous, old-school Canadian tar sands pipeline.
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Subject: Have you lost your fu*king mind?
Bartcop,
I'm sorry but I have a bone to pick with you.
You and I have 'gotten' in to it before, some months ago.
I told you I felt offended because you painted all liberals with a pretty broad brush.
I took exception w/that.
Now in your last page you again are painting democrats in a bad light.
Can I ask you something, what exactly do you classify 'yourself' as????
I'm confused.
Usually I enjoy your page, but sometimes you are quite frustrating!
My husband loves your page, and it's a must read every day.
He has sent you posts before and thinks you're wonderful.
He loves Tequila now too, thanks in part to you.
Like I said, I'm kinda annoyed with you right now.
But I do hope you're feeling alright and Mrs. Bart is well too.
Now, stop annoying me!
p.s. My birthday is on the 18th so we have decided to send you a little something!
Regards
A liberal, a democrat, butt mostly a progressive!
If you send me a donation, you can call me anything you want.
I am a Democrat who fights back - not many of those around.
Truth is, fighting is OFTEN wrong, maybe even usually wrong.
on her fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty's TV Listings are the best!
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"The White House says they no longer recognize Fox as a news organization,
which puts them about eight years behind the rest of us.''
-- Letterman, who is now a full-blown Democrat
Dave, Jon Stewart and Bill Maher are fighting for the 99 percent
more than any elected Democrat and that's a damn shame.
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Subject: Strange Compromise on
Contraception
President
Obama made a weird compromise on birth control coverage.
Under his plan all women will have contraceptive coverage regardless of
religion.
However
to create the illusion of religious freedom Catholics won't have to pay
for
their birth control coverage. Those costs will shift to non-Catholics
who will have to
pay for Catholic birth control through higher premiums. Atheists will
have to pay for
Catholics who sin. I suppose the good side is that we won't have to pay
as much in
taxes to pay to raise their kids that they can't support.
Marc
Perkel
Subject: My Brush with Greatness
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Sarah Palin Nude
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Subject: huh?
Bart, you wrote:
> According to you, Obama haters say things like,
> "I really hate that African-American in the White House."
Nope I did not say that.
Sure you did.
You just don't understand what words mean.
I accused your drug and booze addled inbred brain of being in love with the word Nigger.
That would be illogical - falling in love with a word.
I'm listing the facts and YOU think I should candy-coat what racists say.
I refuse.
The Governor of Arizona did NOT call Obama a Nigger....
HottoTrot
You know for a fact that she didn't?
Maybe she didn't right there with Obama standing a foot away,
but I know how racists talk when there are no mics or cameras around.
To suggest racist Republicans DON'T use that word is illogical.
...where is my can of Monkey-B-Gone?
Bishops are into mutiny, they say
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Call it Conspiracy City. Call it Scandal City. Call it Leak City.
These days the holy city has been in the news for anything but holy reasons.
"It is a total mess," said one high-ranking Vatican official who spoke off the record.
The Machiavellian maneuvering and machinations that have come to light in the Vatican
recently are worthy of a novel about a sinister power struggle at a medieval court.
Senior church officials interviewed this month said almost daily embarrassments that have
put the Vatican on the defensive could force Pope Benedict to act to clean up the image of
its administration - at a time when the church faces a deeper crisis of authority and relevance
in the wider world.
Some of those sources said the outcome of a power struggle inside the Holy See may even
have a longer-term effect, on the choice of the man to succeed Benedict when he dies.
From leaked letters by an archbishop who was transferred after he blew the whistle on
what he saw as a web of corruption and cronyism, to a leaked poison pen memo which
puts a number of cardinals in a bad light, to new suspicions about its bank, Vatican
spokesmen have had their work cut out responding.
Hey Benny, don't feel too bad.
If anyone believes that wild, ficticious Bible, God once had a mutiny, too.
Of course, they didn't say why God couldn't see the mutiny coming and never-you-mind
asking a bunch of pesky questions about the Texas-sized loopholes in their nutty stories.
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I thought Carrie Underwood was best dressed at the Grammys.
Nicki Minaj won the comedy award,
dressed as Lil Red Riding Hood.
Her escort was Benny the Rat.
Bald Gwenyth always looks awful,
but they always say she looks super-great.
And wasn't her husband's song the most
coma-inducing song in Grammy history?
Para, Para, Paradise,
Para, Para, Paradise,
Para, Para, Paradise,
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Para, Para, Paradise,
Para, Para, Paradise,
Para, Para, Paradise,
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Para, Para, Paradise,
Para, Para, Paradise,
Para, Para, Paradise,
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Apparently, people line up to buy that crap.
I would kill myself if I was a songwriter
and that's the best I could do for lyrics.
Astrocat
Read all about it!
on the Bart Blog!
Open Letter to George Soros
by Carolyn Kay
Mr. Soros:
I know from your past commitments to organizations promoting freedom in
Eastern Europe
that democracy is very important to you.
And on Fareed Zakaria’s “GPS” today, you said that the Supreme Court’s
decision on the Citizens United case,
which allows unlimited donations to supposedly uncoordinated efforts to
elect candidates, will create
“an unlevel playing field that will further destroy the political
system.” You said that you’re distressed
by this decision, but haven’t yet decided how you will respond to it.
May I make a suggestion?
I wish you would make the same kind of commitment that you made in
Eastern Europe to a movement
to overturn Citizens United by way of a constitutional amendment.
Nothing in our broken system can be
mended until we substantially reduce the subservience of our political
leaders to big money. Also, the
movement could start a real debate in every state, and nationwide, on
what we citizens want from our
government and how we should go about getting it.
But please don’t just hire the usual suspects to do this for you. I’m
tired of seeing the same old tired
organizations getting money to do the same old tired things that
haven’t worked in the past to improve
democracy in America.
It’s time for new thinking, new ideas, new ways of looking at the
problem.
I have some of those new ideas, if you’d like to hear them.
Carolyn Kay
MakeThemAccountable.com
Poor Eldrick Loses Again
Mickelson crushed him like a hydrant
Link
Mickelson shockingly went from a six-shot deficit to a two-shot lead in just six holes.
Equally shocking was Eldrick the goat.
He three-putted for par and a 75, a whopping 11 shots worse than Mickelson.
Only four other players had a higher score than Woods in the final round.
Woods was two shots out of the lead when he walked off the sixth green
and then bogeyed the next three holes.
The two biggest names in golf played together in the second-to-last group,
both feeling as though they were close to breaking through,
both needed a dramatic charge at Pebble Beach.
That player turned out to be not Eldrick.
I hate it when Eldrick's tournament turns to muck
and I wasn't there to yell "Hex on Thee!" at the TV.
Poor Eldrick - will he ever win again?
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link
Bart, that's a 1958 Lincoln Continental III
Ron & Chris
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Subject: fund-raising idea
Some organization collect dues from members in their birth month.
Karen in Indiana
Karen, thanks for that.
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Today's Mystery Celebrity
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Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link
Bart – that's Macaulay Culkin doing his best impression of Willem Dafoe.
Andy from Takoma Park
Bart, that’s Macaully Culkin looking like a dead Mikhail Baryshnikov
Tony in Philly
Poor guy looks like he needs a sandwich - or a stint in rehab.
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Assad: Syria will shower Tel Aviv with rockets if attacked by foreign powers
Michael Dare
Are you suggesting we do nothing and let Assad
systematically murder everyone in the city of Homs
and whatever city he decides to make his next example?
Syria's Homs under new deadly blitz
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More than 80 people were killed in Syria Thursday, most of them in a new regime blitz
on the city of Homs, an attack Obama decried as "outrageous bloodshed".
Shelling erupted at daybreak, killing more than 50 civilians in the besieged central city
and burning several bodies beyond recognition, the Britain-based Syrian Observatory for Human Rights said.
Troops trying to crush opponents of President Bashar al-Assad have killed at least
400 people in a relentless six-day onslaught on Homs, opposition activists say.
"The shells are raining down on us and regime forces are using heavy artillery,"
said Ali Hazuri, a doctor in the Baba Amr district reached by telephone from Beirut.
Omar Shaker, an activist in Baba Amr also reached by phone, said residents
were hiding on ground floors as there were no underground shelters.
As Billy said, WE didn't start the fire.
IF Assad is hell-bent on going out with a bang, maybe we should oblige him.
Maybe we could drop leaflets telling all civilians to leave Damascus
and then we have the Navy explain to him how shit works.
Sometimes, doing nothing is not an option.
Just my opinion...
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No, Obama says the money "evaporated"
and nobody should be held accountable
unless they smoke pot or play poker..
Name that Food
Link
Subject: last issue's Food Mystery Link
Bart, those are Blueberry muffins,
Rick M
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Wildlife Close-up
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Subject: last issue's mystery city
Bart, Last Issue's Mystery City is Hong Kong.
John S
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Today's History Mystery
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Subject: last issue's history mystery
What is last issue's History Mystery?
Bart, I'm gonna guess the lady in the sweater in front of the bookcase
is Rosalind Franklin, discoverer of the helical structure of DNA.
Sharon
I don't know but you were the only one with a guess.
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Subject: donation
Hello Bart. Seeing as how it is my b-day month
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Thanks for your hard work. Your no nonsense approach works well
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Aaron in Toutle, WA
Aaron, thanks for that.
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