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Monday, March 26, 2012 Vol 2848 - Toucan Sam
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"Oil rigs/Rolls Royce dealerships replaced by tortilla factories and bankruptcy lawyers. Is the wheel turning again?" -- Alec Baldwin, and what he was talking about - - > Link Send e-mail to Bart Supreme Court opens for business Is Job One killing health care for 40M people? Link So what do you think this bought-and-paid-for Whore Court will do? Will they kill Obama's health care - because that's what Republicans do? Or would that risk an outcry and potential backlash? Or do they "split the baby" and give the poor some health care? Or do they rule Obamacare "Legal" and wait for him to be impeached? Remember, the super-rich can't afford to have everybody covered. If that happens, they can no longer charge $75 for an aspirin. Smerconish on Travon & 9-1-1 calls Link Pending the outcome of some voice analysis, there is arguably enough evidence in the 911 tapes to warrant the arrest of George Zimmerman in connection with the Feb. 26 shooting death of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin. The voice testing is needed to determine if Zimmerman uttered a racial slur while in pursuit of Martin, and which of the two can be heard crying out for help during their altercation in Sanford, Fla. Here are seven observations about Zimmerman's 911 call to police, and one point about the neighbors' calls: First, Zimmerman began his call by saying, "We've had some break-ins in my neighborhood." I'd like to know if that is true. And it strikes me as peculiar that he did not identify himself immediately. The Orlando Sentinel reports that, in the last 15 months, Zimmerman had called the Sanford police 46 times. So why not begin this latest call by saying, "Hey, it's me, George Zimmerman, from the neighborhood watch?" Wouldn't a neighborhood watch volunteer want the police to know who he was? If not, why not? This Zimmerman guy seems very dirty and I think an investigation would prove that. So far, he's gotten the Florida killed-a-black-kid pass. Wasn't it amazing to see people wearing hoodies in Atlanta and New York and other cities? Social media is changing things so quickly, it's hard to keep up. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Perkel asked: Are we insane? Hi Bart, But note that both shooters are armed. Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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White House treats Super PAC donors Why is this even a headline? Even on FOX? Link Obama is using privileged access to one of America's greatest landmarks to reward his most generous financial supporters in ways that people who don't live in the White House can't: More than 60 of Obama's biggest campaign donors have visited the White House more than once for meetings with top advisers, holiday parties or state dinners, a review by The Whore AP has found. The invitations to visit, which are a legal and established practice from incumbent presidents..... Yeah, that's why I asked why this is a news story. I remember this came up just over ten years ago - from August 22, 2002, Bartcop Issue 872 Subject: Jon Stewart Hey Bart, I like John
Stewart, too, but wasn't the complaint
by Republicans against Clinton that he
It wasn't
that he had people stay over.
The complaint was Clinton used the White House
Dan Bain
Dan, how very Catholic that sounds.
Please fill in that blank, would you? Harold Ickes has some BartCop in
him.
I, for one, don't see the
"sanctity" of the Lincoln Bedroom.
Whoever the president is, his
friends spend the night, they fly on
Air Force One,
The crime wasn't what Clinton did.
Remember, Bush ran on the
"honor and dignity" platform, the only difference
being
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on her fine, fine Entertainment Page Marty's TV Listings are the best! I heard an interesting story. Meryl Streep got her big show business break because she was dating John Cazale (Fredo) who was shooting Deer Hunter, and they needed a girl for a small part ...and now she's Meryl Streep. Marty always has good stuff. War Criminal's heart transplant That Obamacare is treating Cheney real good Link Will his body accept or reject the new heart? I assume Cheney will live another year decade or two and die from old age with all his stolen billions stacked beside his bed. War criminals tend to do that. BTW, when Cheney dies, he's got nowhere to go. The Devil has already said he won't take him. Send e-mail to Bart This is what they
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Ryan's Dope If Paul Ryan gets his way, we're all in trouble Link True story from a Bartcop reader. Sarah Palin Nude Link Subject: Astrocat His photography is just
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Send e-mail to Bart Subject: "Etch a Sketch" Romney may be best Although it doesn't help Romney in the Republican primary it would help him in the general election if he were to flip 180 when he gets to the general election. So the "Etch a Sketch" Romney may be something he needs to embrace. In order to win the Republican nomination a candidate has to go so far to the right that there's no way they could win a general election. We all know Romney is faking it just enough to get nominated. Obamacare is Romneycare. Romney is actually pro-choice and supports Planned Parenthood. Romney doesn't care about the social issues that evangelicals want. All Romney really cares about is cutting taxes for the rich and enslaving the middle class to be forever indebted to the top 1%. So the Tea Party should just shut up, sell out, and support the Republican nominee because the longer Romney has to fake being a conservative the more he has to flip flop in the general election. Comments from Santorum and Gingrich saying things like the GOP is better off with Obama than "Etch a Sketch" Romney is just going to make Obama's victory that much more of a mandate. Marc Perkel Subject: Please vote to get my disability assistance device "On the Shelf" at Walmart Dear friends, In 2008 I embarked on designing a specialized crutch tip that could help disabled people like myself that love to swim still visit beaches without struggling with our crutches sinking in the sand. My father helped me design this assistive device, called the "SandPad", and it's currently available through our website at www.thesandpad.com. We now have an opportunity to get Walmart's attention stocking the SandPad in their stores by voting for it in their "Get on the Shelf" competition. This could potentially help get it on the shelf nationwide in their stores so that it's available to crutch users and disabled people everywhere. You can vote for it once a day via their website or texting "104" to: 383-838. Please feel free to pass this along and thanks for your support! http://www.getontheshelf.com/product/104/The-SandPad%E2%84%A2 Jerry Vasilatos Jerry has been a friend of the page for many years. Send e-mail to Bart Astrocat Check out the news and toons at
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Democratic President Barack Obama... Obama's position on pot is about as modern as that truck. Landmark Philly Catholic sex abuse case FINALLY, they're treating it like corruption and conspiracy Link A landmark church sex abuse case that rocked the Roman Catholic Church went to trial Monday, marking the first time a U.S. church official faced a jury on allegations he endangered the welfare of children by covering for predator priests inside the Archdiocese of Philadelphia. Monsignor William Lynn and the Rev. James Brennan entered their pleas before the jury Monday following a brief delay. The start of the trial came after weeks of jury selection and legal wrangling. Attorneys for Lynn and Brennan are expected to attack the credibility of the priests' troubled adult accusers, but that strategy took a hit last week when defrocked priest Edward Avery pled guilty, confirming one accuser's account of a brutal 1999 sexual assault inside a church sacristy. All three priests were to be tried together before Avery pleaded guilty Thursday to charges related to an assault on a then-10-year-old altar boy. So, it seems that finally some justice is beginning to take hold, but how many thousands of innocent little boys were raped while Catholics and cops dragged their goddamn feet? And how many of those little boys will grow up to be abusers, themselves? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Don't mean to complain but... I know ad revenue's down, but
those auto-start-up-and-won't-quit-playing ads are maddening. I'd
rather click all day (and have!) but, maybe, like the whacko GOP ads,
I don't know which ads are doing that. I can't just turn them off - I'm stuck with them until I get some help. I need code people and they are apparently very hard to find. I've been trying to hire a code wrangler for months, but I have failed. Every day that goes by, I'm losing money - potentially lots of money, but I have no way to know how much my broken code is costing me. Too bad all the code readers are busy with other projects and cannot take a few moments to accept some cold, hard cash from Ol' Bart. Send e-mail to Bart Premier Toonist
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Finding Your Roots Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Zimmerman consequences Bart: Zimmerman should be in fear of his life, based upon his proven past behaviour. Using his own logic, It would seem that anyone would be justified in blowing him away on sight, before he got the chance to do the same to them. Also, since he has acted upon his fears once already, it would seem reasonable to assume that he would be very likely to blow away anyone with whom he came in contact since so many people have expressed loathing at his behaviour. Talk about a clear and present danger to anyone who comes near him. A veritable bloodbath in the making, thanks to them there Florida laws. Should make for some great video of all the frightened people offing each other, with no penalty at all. Now that's entertainment! Jacques Send e-mail to Bart Eldrick: "As bad as it gets"
But he went on to win for the first time in 2.5 years Video "There was an 18‑year‑old kid that passed out right at the concession stand, hit, and she yelled, and it happened to be right in midway on my downswing, and I tried to stop it but I passed the point of no return. I stopped it and flipped it out‑of‑bounds." Send e-mail to Bart Subject: I need work hey bart cold you put me in touch with the guy who can't find a field engineer? i need a job theese days write back to ruex42@yahoo.com Roo We're
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that's the gasoline powered Curved Dash Oldsmobile and it is credited as being the first mass-produced automobile. It was introduced by the Oldsmobile company in 1901 and produced through 1907. Ricky H Send e-mail to Bart What if people WANT to see their name and the amount they donated on Bartcop.com? When PBS holds a fund-raiser, they put (some?) names on the screen, "Bartcop paid $25." Do people donate so they can TIVO their name on the TV screen? In all my years of fund-raising, I've always hidden the name and amount the donor sent, but what if that's a source of frustration thst's holdina donations back? So let's try that. I will ONLY mention whatever name you say to mention. You can be Sally P or Otto from Altoona, I don't care, but if you want to see your name "on the screen," just let me know when you send something. The GOP's War on immigrants We're fighting the anti-progess GOP - can you help? You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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