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Weekend-Monday, April 7-9, 2012 Vol 2856 - Avengetta
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"Constituents askd why i am not outraged at PresO attack on supreme court independence. Bcause Am ppl r not stupid as this x prof of con law." -- Iowa senator Chuck Grassley (R-Dinoasaur), calling Obama "stupid" Link "Heads up, Sen. Grassley. I think a 6-year-old hijacked your account and is sending out foolish Tweets just to embarrass you!" -- Obama advisor david Alexrod Link There should be a law... If Person A publicly accuses Person B of "stuipdity" then person B has the right to confront Person A in a live, televised 300-question session of Jeopardy! Afterwards, loser takes off his pants and sings the "I'm a happy donut" song. If that was the law, very few people would call Obama "stupid." Send e-mail to Bart Assad demands new guarantees
Or his murder spree will continue... Link Assad has demanded written guarantees that insurgents will stop fighting before he pulls back troops under the terms of a peace plan, casting additional doubt over a truce due to start this week. Escalating violence has already raised questions over the ceasefire. Opposition activists said dozens of people were killed and wounded on Sunday when President Bashar al-Assad's loyalists shelled a rebellious area near the border with Turkey. Kofi Annan, seeking to end the conflict that has killed more than 9,000 people in the past year, said the latest bloodshed violated the guarantees he had been given and urged Assad to keep its promises. The deal Annan brokered calls on Syria to begin the pullback of troops from around towns and cities by Tuesday for a truce to start 48 hours later. So, in a couple of Days, Assad will have killed at least 10,000 innocent people. Why aren't Republicans pressuring President Dither to do something? Once again, we don't need a third war, but I assume we have plenty of drones available that could cause Assad a megaton of headaches - but Obama is too shy to use them? Maybe when 20,000 people are dead for no reason Obama will consider getting involved? Or will it take 40,000 deaths? Send e-mail to Bart Shop Online
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GOP has changed - but into what? Link The House passage of Rep. Paul Ryan’s budget, with its steep cuts in the tax rates on the wealthy and sweeping reductions in programs for the poor, is an enormous step rightward from the budget policies of Ronald Reagan and George H.W. Bush. Faced with growing deficits, Reagan and Bush both supported substantial tax increases. A small hint of how this push to the right moves moderates away from moderation came in an effort last week to use an amendment on the House floor to force a vote on the deficit-reduction proposals offered by the Simpson-Bowles Commission. Note how many deficit hawks regularly trash Obama for not endorsing Simpson-Bowles while they continue to praise Ryan — even though Ryan voted to kill the initiative when he was on the commission. Here again is the double standard that benefits conservatives, proving that Obama was absolutely right not to embrace the Simpson-Bowles framework. If he had, a moderately conservative proposal would suddenly have defined the “left wing” of the debate, just because Obama endorsed it. This is nuts. Yet mainstream journalism and mainstream moderates play right along. Marty
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Sarah Palin Nude Link Subject: Re: last issue's Don't Look Down photo... I hope the song "Free Bird" isn't playing.. ;) Michael.. Over the weekend I saw a headline, "Climber dies in 100-foot fall." Maybe it would save lives to instead say, "Teen threw life away on dare?" Send e-mail to Bart Obama sends second carrier to Gulf Link The U.S. Navy said Monday that President Obama approved the deployment of a second aircraft carrier to the Persian Gulf region amid rising tensions with Iran over its disputed nuclear program. The deployment of the nuclear-powered USS Enterprise along with the Abraham Lincoln carrier strike group marks only the fourth time in the past decade that the Navy has had two aircraft carriers operating at the same time in the Persian Gulf and the Arabian Sea, said Cmdr. Amy Derrick-Frost. Commander Amy? The two carriers will support the American military operations in Afghanistan and anti-piracy efforts off Somalia's coast and in the Gulf of Aden, she said. The warships also patrol the Gulf's strategic oil routes that Iran has threatened to shut down in retaliation for economic sanctions slapped on the Islamic Republic because of its nuclear program, which the West suspects aims to develop nuclear weapons. Iran denies the allegations, and says its program is solely for peaceful purposes. The deployment of a second aircraft carrier is "routine and not specific to any threat," Derrick-Frost said. She did not say how long the Navy will keep the increased military presence in region. I hope that those who say Ahmahanjob is sane and level-headed are correct. I would imagine if something comes at those carriers, there will be trouble. Can Mr. Ahmahanjob resist taunting "The Great Satan's" aircraft carriers? Send e-mail to Bart Business slow? Run a "We're Still Here" Sale! Think how many people/companies have left us since Bush stole the Treasury. Banner ads by the day, by the week, or by the monff Click Here to get more Hits Even if business is slow, remind them why they need you! Two day ads just $35 See more at http://mariopiperni.com/ Check out the news and toons at
Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Eldrick sorry for throwing hissy He tied for 38th at The Sexist Masters Video Eldrick Woods apologized Saturday for kicking his golf club during the second round of the Masters. "Certainly, I'm frustrated at times and I apologize if I offended anybody by that," Woods said. "But I've hit some bad shots and it's certainly frustrating at times not hitting the ball where you need to hit it." Woods has struggled, posting an even-par 72 during the third round on Saturday to scores of 72 and 75 to all but fall out of contention at Augusta National. Tiger struggled Saturday, then apologized for kicking a club during Friday's second round. Woods said he was not approached by any club officials about Friday's incident, although he still could be fined for his behavior by the PGA Tour, which never announces such punishment. "I certainly heard that people didn't like me kicking the club, but I didn't like it, either," Woods said. "I hit it right in the bunker and it didn't feel good on my toe either." Send e-mail to Bart Premier Toonist
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Subject: Trayvon Martin - Decision Not to Empanel Grand Jury Good Morning, Bart. Just a quick note. My first reaction to the news only a few minutes ago that the special prosecutor appointed in the Travyon Martin case will not submit the matter to a grand jury was anger, but now I believe she may be on the right track. Grand juries and trial juries are drawn from the same jury pools, which means an excellent chance of drawing a grand jury of redneck goobers who would leap at the chance not to return an indictment. This way the decision is hers and hers alone; hopefully she'll make the right one and charge Zimmerman up. Keep swinging, RCB in Wyoming Send e-mail to Bart Trump does right on human rights
Allows trans-gendered woman to compete Link Jenna Talackova, 23, will be allowed to strut the Miss Universe Canada stage with the other 60 finalists, the pageant owned by mogul Donald Trump has decided. “The Miss Universe organization will allow Jenna Talackova to compete in the 2012 Miss Universe Canada pageant provided she meets the legal gender recognition requirements of Canada, and the standards established by other international competitions,” reads a statement by Trump. Talackova said she had final gender reassignment surgery four years ago and is a full-fledged woman. She's kinda cute - she could win. . Send e-mail to Bart We're
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He actually was trying to serve the audience and that's what made him great." -- FOX News bastard, Roger Ailes, saying something nice - I wonder what his angle is? "My heart is broken today over the death of my dear friend Mike Wallace. My parents introduced me to Mike more than 75 years ago and we've been fast friends ever since. ... Mike was an old school journalist and one of the most astute people I've ever met. The news business will be a different place now -- Nancy Reagan I liked Mike Wallace. He was kinda like Andrew Brietbart, but in reverse. Mike Wallace told the truth. When he interviewed you, he might say, "...but you didn't answer the question." Today's blow-dried posers don't do that - they accept any bullshit, change-the-subject lie the bought-off politician offers, unless it's a Democrat and the subject is sex - THEN they wake up. A shot of Chinaco for old school journalism. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Mike Wallace Bart, I used to watch 60 Minutes religiously back in the days when investigative journalism still meant something. The last time I tuned in, Mike Wallace was taking a walk with Bill O'Reilly down memory lane, like couple of long-lost teenage lovers. Mike referred that piece-of-shit as "Papa Bear". It made me sick to my stomach, realizing that the most dedicated investigative journalist of our time had sunk that low. I cursed his name, and vowed never to watch 60 Minutes again. I found it difficult to believe that someone that respected in his field could be reduced to that kind of show. WE ARE DOOMED. Ron in Australia (Formerly of Arizona) I didn't see that, so I can only guess. Maybe it was after Mike retired and he was "a civilian?" Also, his Nazi son works with O'Reilly, so maybe they were just having a truce of some kind. Send e-mail to Bart Can you guess the movie? Link Send e-mail to Bart Coke, Pepsi in Trayvon case They cut ties with "kill the black guy" group Link Coca-Cola Co is dropping its membership in a conservative national advocacy group that supports "Stand Your Ground" laws such as the one being used as a defense in the Trayvon murder. The move by the world's biggest soft drink maker comes as corporate America faces increased scrutiny from consumers and shareholder activists over lobbying and political spending as they damn well should. PepsiCo Inc ended its relationship with the group - the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) - in January. In a statement on Thursday, Coca-Cola made no direct mention of the controversial self-defense law pushed by ALEC that provides shooters with wide latitude when shooting those pesky minorities. "Coca-Cola has elected to discontinue its membership with the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC)," the statement said. "Our involvement with ALEC was focused on efforts to oppose discriminatory food and beverage taxes, not on issues that have no direct bearing on our business. We have a long-standing policy of only taking positions on issues that impact our company and industry." Trayvon Martin, 17, was killed on February 26 in Sanford, Florida, by George Zimmerman. The white cops claimed he acted in self defense and the murderer has not been charged with a crime. At a rally in Sanford on Saturday, civil rights leaders said they were considering economic boycotts of national companies that support "Stand Your Ground" laws. I like this - and do you know why? Because WE can't get hurt if they try to turn the tables. WE are on the right side of history. THEY are on the side of bigotry, hatred and greed. They want to hold on to the corrupt past that Martin Luther King wanted us to graduate from, but their old world is fading into the past - even their kids are embracing the multi-cultural future As Gene Roddenberry predicted, society is coming to grips with the insanity of racism and other forms of hate that are fading into the last. America was shocked in 1966 when Star Trek premiered on NBC. Roddenberry showed a future where Blacks could be military officers. The Enterprise had a Russian navigator and a Black (female!) communications officer. Star Trek's future was so diverse, their science officer had green blood! And just to add a little humor, he let the Asian guy drive :) Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car
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