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Thurs-Friday, May 16-17, 2012 Vol 2877 - Verdict bears
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Bully Romney and the Gay Vote by Frank Rich "I shave fags and I want every voter in the South to know that..." Link Could Dog-on-Roof be hurt by his association with the anti-gay-marriage forces? Clearly he thinks so. When he spoke at Jerry Falwell’s old base, Liberty University, Mitt was minimalist in his obligatory endorsement of marriage between “one man and one woman.” Even so, the prominent Romney supporter Bill White, the former president of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum in New York, had such a strong visceral response to these mild words that he demanded that the campaign return his contribution ($2,500, the maximum). It had finally sunk in that Willard was supporting, as White put it, “a constitutional amendment which would attempt to make my own legal and blessed marriage null and void.” Send e-mail to Bart Subject: the cost of college Link Send e-mail to Bart Our Girl Babs in the NY Post Link Send e-mail to Bart Dumbest Political Attack Ever Link A group of high-profile handjobs is working with a conservative billionaire on a proposal to mount one of the most provocative campaigns of the “super PAC” era and attack President Obama in ways that Republicans have so far shied away from. “The world is about to see Jeremiah Wright and understand his influence on Barack Obama for the first time in a big, attention-arresting way,” says the proposal, which was overseen by Fred Davis and commissioned by Joe Ricketts, the founder of the brokerage firm TD Ameritrade. How stupid - can a horse be any deader than Jermiah Wright? That might've worked in 20078, but it didn't. Now that we all know Obama is a centrist with GOP leanings, they're going to try to make him a Leftist 60d radical? I hope they spend a loooooooooot of money on this wasted campaign. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: I have an idea... Abortions should be between one man and one women. Rick, Asheville Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, the mystery car is a 19449 Ford Rat Rod. Video michaelgy Send e-mail to Bart Obama's Mess: Medical pot in Montana "I might get 20 years in prison because Obama flip-flopped on marijuana policy." Link Tom Daubert, 59, faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in prison, a $500,000 fine for following Montana's pot laws to the letter. He did NOT count on Obama waging a jihad against his legal business that was helping sick people. So, what's the lesson here - don't follow the law? Maybe second-term Obama will help overturn the craziness of first-term Obama. Send e-mail to Bart The GOP's War on Women What's the very first thing the Bush bastards did after they took Iraq? They made it legal to steal Iraq's oil and rape American women. Conclusion: They love oil and rape. We're fighting the anti-progress GOP - can you help? You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or Donate
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