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Weekend, Sept 28-30, 2012 Vol 2945 - It's Harvest time
Tweet Quotes “Good news, Republicans. Only 40 more days left of pretending you tolerate Mitt Romney." -- LOLGOP, Send e-mail to Bart Rumor has it Michelle Bachamnn is in trouble. Rumor has it Joe "You Lie!" Walsh is in trouble. Rumor has it Iowa's Steve King is in trouble. Rumor has it Allen 'Uncle Tom' West is in trouble. PLEASE, Mitt, open your mouth a few more times. Another tape, another disaster Why didn't the GOP vet this monster? Link Mother Jones has obtained a video from 1985 in which Romney, describing Bain's formation, showed how he viewed the firm's mission. He explained that its goal was to identify potential and hidden value in companies, buy significant stakes in these businesses, and then "harvest them at a significant profit" within five to eight years. Euuuwwwwwwwwww. He intended to "harvest" these weak and dying companies the way doctors harvest organs? "We'll take the heart and the eyes and the lungs and you can dispose of the carcass." Is that how Romney would run America? Harvest the super-rich and let the rest of us die? Tell me, how many more nails can fit in Romney's coffin? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Let's keep the "Greatness" stories rolling again. I know you have some stories you've yet to share... Send e-mail to Bart Obama goes Ali on Romney
When I was younger I watched a LOT of boxing. Most fighters made the same huegegegegege mistake, that is, they'd land a good shot and then they'd dance away and take a moment to observe the effect their punching had. But Muhammed Ali didn't do that - neither did Sugar Ray Leonard. When they got their opponent in trouble they went f-ing medieval on their ass. They would turn into windmills on speed, punch after punch after punch after punch... That's what Obama's doing now. Romney is reeling from the multi-fuckups and the mega-punches and Obama is hitting him harder than ever. I can't wait to see Obama's second term. In his first term, he was timid, to be charitable. Some say he caved in those hundred times to prove HE wasn't the obstacle. Now that it's well-established that the GOP wants America to fail, I expect we'll keep the senate and possibly win the House - won't that be a trip? If he'd just govern the way he campaigns, we'd all be in "tall cotton" before long. Send e-mail to Bart Shop Online
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Libya: terrorist attack or not? GOP demands instant answers Link In any kind of confused overseas event, initial reports are often wrong. But the Sept. 11 attack on the U.S. diplomatic post in Benghazi, Libya, is a case study of how an administration can carefully keep the focus as long as possible on one storyline — and then turn on a dime when it is no longer tenable. That stupid paragraph means nothing, but they make it sound so ominous. The vulgar Pigboy is an expert with that kind of double-talk. For political reasons, it certainly was in the White House’s interests to not portray the attack as a terrorist incident. Instead the administration kept the focus on what was ultimately a red herring — anger in the Arab world over anti-Muslim video posted on You Tube. With key phrases and message discipline, the administration was able to conflate an attack on the U.S. Embassy in Egypt — which apparently was prompted by the video — with the deadly assault in Benghazi. This is absolute bullshit. I would expect nothing less from the Romney-backing WaHoPo. First, if the video wasn't responsible, why are ALL THOSE NATIONS rioting? Because al Qaeda in Banghazi told them to? Second, the GOP demanded answers immediately, even tho this attack took place in the darkness of night, the embassy firebombed and the staff murdered and the GOP wants answers? The Warren Commission took 22 months to tell us what happened in Dallas at high f-ing Noon. It took the 9-11 Commission 33 months to whitewash whatever crimes Bush needed hidden. But Obama's White House is supposed to have all the answers about what happened in the dark, thousands of miles away, in a wild west country after they murdered all of our witnesses? Washington Whore Post, thy name is whore. But we already knew that. Send e-mail to Bart Scott Brown: "You look white to me" Thats' what he told Elizabeth Warren in their debate Link The Cherokee Indian nation demanded an apology from racist Scott Brown. A handful of Brown's staffers, including an aide in Brown's U.S. Senate office, were caught on tape waving their arms up and down in a tomahawk chop and encouraging a crowd of supporters to join them in war cries. Bill John Baker, the principal chief of the Cherokee Nation, called the act "downright racist" and asked Brown to apologize immediately. What's wrong with Scott Brown? I can see that racist shit working in some states, but Massachusetts? He based his entire first debate on mocking"Professor" Warren (God forbid we elected someone with an education) with lies about her ethnicity. Scott said, "You look white to me." So then the Cherokee Nation Chief rightfully demanded an apology. The kicker? Here's Elizabeth Warren and here's Cherokee Chief, Bill John Baker: Hey Scott, the Cherokee Chief looks pretty white to me. Are you saying Indians are so stupid, they elected a White man as Chief? You'd better call him a liar and demand he show you some documentation, Scott. Scott Brown (You're white, liar!) melts down in Massachusetts. Todd Akin (legitimate rape?) melts down in Missouri. Tommy Thompson (I'll kill Medicare) melts down in Wisconsin If you're a Democrat, does it get any better than this? Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession beat you. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Bat-shit Bachmann in Trouble Dem challenger is 3 points away Link Less than a year ago, Bachmann was traveling the country, making her case to be the Republican Party's presidential nominee. Today, six weeks out from that long-awaited election, she's caught in an unexpectedly tight race to keep her seat in Congress. Bachmann's challenger, Minnesota hotel magnate Jim Graves, 58, entered the fray in early April, quickly rallying state Democrats to his side and, perhaps more importantly, convincing Independence Party leaders and candidates to stay out of the mix, putting as much as 10 percent of the electorate -- more than Bachmann's margin of victory in two of her three races -- back up for grabs. "The primary exposed Bachmann's DNA," Graves said. "She doesn't grasp the big picture and, in deference to her, she's never been in business. She goes after the bank bailouts, but is against Dodd-Frank and any new regulations."itt Rom Wouldn't it be cool if we had the landslide this time? It would be nice to see the extra-crazies drummed out of government. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Shirley on TV Bart, Shirley Manson and her band Garbage are scheduled to appear on Jimmy Kimmel on Wed. Oct. 3rd ... Tho't you'd enjoy it. Franz Franz, thanks for that. I have set my DVR. Let's hope Glam Shirley shows up instead of Shirley from Mars. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "I thought Romney clearly won that debate. He looked confident, - his answers were sharp and he appeared more presidential than Obama." -- Bill Kristol, reviewing next Wednesday's debate "It wasn't even close - not even close. Romney clearly won that debate. Obama was flailing for answers - the president didn't have a good night." -- O'Reilly, reviewing next Wednesday's debate "Romney clearly won that first debate. Obama embarrassed himself. Obama seemed tentative and meek, while Romney was calm and presidential." -- Hannity, reviewing next Wednesday's debate "Romney by a mile - and our post-debate polls show exactly that." -- Lou Dobbs, reviewing next Wednesday's debate " I half-expected Monica to come out and blow Obama." -- the vulgar Pigboy, being the giant dick that he always is Send e-mail to Bart Subject: more on Gaster being a racist fuck Link Send e-mail to Bart Who is Samuel L Jackson voting for
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3 minutes, safe for work, great "Ryan, stay away, you're f-ing poison!"
Conn's McMahon tells Butcher of Medicare to FO Link Republican Senate candidate Linda McMahon won’t be attending any of the three fundraisers in her state on Sunday featuring the Butcher of Medicare, Paul Ryan. "That bastard is posion and poison isn't what I need right now," is what she would've said if she was honest. Since she's not, she went with the usual bullshit excuse: “I’m not, only because I have scheduling conflicts,” McMahon said when asked whether she’ll be on hand for any of those events with Ryan. Really, Linda? You're too busy campaigning to be seen with the top of your party's ticket? Wouldn't it be great to have a tape of that phone call? "Linda, f-ing PLEASE! Your party NEEDS you right now. If you shun Ryan, the whole country will know it's because he's a Medicare-butchering loser. PLEASE, Linda, be seen with him, just for a few minutes? PLEASE!?" "Is you crazy? I'm trying to win, not screw myself out of a job." Everyone in America understands, Linda. Romney and Ryan are flaming out and you don't need that bullshit in your flailing campaign. Send e-mail to Bart We're
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If you follow 'Bartcop' on Twitter/Facebook you'll know when each new issue goes up. Sarah Palin Nude Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: We need to talk about the "B" word It's time in this election to talk about the "B" word. I know some people, especially Republicans, don't like the B word. What's the B word? BUSH! Remember 4 years ago this week the economy was collapsing. Huge banks and investment firms were collapsing every day. John McCain suspended his campaign so he could pose as being in control. And then President Bush appears on national TV looking as sober as I had ever seen him. "The sky is falling!", he declared. Not a trace of a smirk on his face, a cold dead sober look that chilled me to the bone. America was collapsing. 750,000 people a month were losing their jobs. Things were so bad that Republicans begged Democrats for an emergency bailout. Those were scary and important times. Now we have Mitt Romney who is another Republican wanting Bush's old job. But I haven't heard Romney articulate how he's different than Bush. I would like to hear Romney tell us what he's going to do that is different than what Bush did. So far everything Romney is for is the same things Bush did. How do we know that electing Romney wouldn't be like a third term for Bush? Marc Perkel Funny how if a Black man steals a ham for his kids for Christmas, he'll do jail time. But when white billionaire bankers stole fucking TRILLIONS from all of us, Obama looked the other way AND NOBODY WAS CHARGED WITH A CRIME, except for Bernie Madoff, who was punished for stealing from the super-rich. Still, at least Obama isn't pouring gasoline on the problem like a Repugnant would. Send e-mail to Bart New Feature - What is This? Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "This is just a theory but...what if al-Zawahiri gave up bin Laden to make Obama look good - to give him political capital..." -- the vulgar Pigboy I rarely ever say anything positive about Der vulgar Pigboy, but... Have you ever heard of someone still functioning after so many years of dealing with the scourge of Tertiary syphilis? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: that voter purge in Washington state (last issue) These notices weren't a joke. My wife voted by mail in the primaries less than two months ago. We've been registered and voted every election for the last 18 years. We've lived at this address for 12 years. A check on the State voting website said she wasn't registered. That can only mean she was purged. Since our Secretary of State is a GOPer I assume this is a last minute skim of likely Democratic voters. When are these asshats going to be brought up on RICO charges? Yeah I'm pissed. Walt Send e-mail to Bart Check out the news and toons at
When our bodies finally “Just say No” by Jane Stillwater Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Romney camp lowers debate expectations
That's a scary-ass headline - flashbacks to 2000 Link Romney adviser Beth Myers sets the expectations for Thurston Romney low - very low - compared to the "ample rhetorical gifts" of his opponent. The memo says President Obama has a "significant advantage" heading into the first debate. "President Obama is a uniquely gifted speaker, and is widely regarded as one of the most talented political communicators in modern history," Myers writes, calling Obama a "universally acclaimed public speaker." Myers' memo is the latest in pre-debate jockeying by both campaigns to set their candidate's expectations low, while raising expectations for their opponent. Beyond his "natural gifts" for oratory, Meyers argues that Obama has "substantial debate experience under his belt." That's nowhere near true - but what else would we expect from the Romney camp? Obama has been in ZERO debates the last 18 months where Romney's had what, 15 debates? Romney has been debating since early 2011, so how does that give Obama the advantage? I'll tell you what scares me: Back in 2000, everyone knew Bush was the dumbest sumbitch to ever run for president. They said the same thing, "Bush is a terrible debater," so if he could correctly remember which state he was from, he'd likely win the debate ...and that's exactly what happened. The whore press was in the tank for Bush, DAILY printing outright lies about Gore. "He claims he invented the internet" was one of their favorites. The whore press pushed and pushed and pushed for Bush. When the first debate was over, Bob Schieffer, CBS's biggest whore said: Everyone watching that debate knew Bush was a total f-ing idiot, but our whore press backed him up. They said Bush showed INCREDIBLE command of the facts and we all knew then, just like we all know now, that Bush was a f-ing idiot, but the press joined together and said Bush won handily and Gore's downhill slide began from which he never recovered. The good news is, Thurston's downhill slide has been ongoing for many weeks. The whore press probably can't turn this around for their bosses at the RNC. Gosh, wouldn't it be great to live in a country with a free press? One that wasn't 100% corporately owned, one that didn't put higher profit before the damn truth? Send e-mail to Bart Marty
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link Bart: last issue's Mystery City is a lake... Qiandao Lake (Thousand Island Lake) a man-made lake located in Chun'an County, Zhejiang, China. John from Charlotte John, you are hard to stump. Send e-mail to Bart TV Stuff Last night's premier of Last Resort was bad-ass MONSTER TV When you shoot at a nuke-you-ler sub, you better kill it because you know what? It's going to fire back if you don't. And they do. The pilot episode was so good, you know subsequent shows won't measuree up, so catch this one. Nuclear sub shows with 2012 technology totally rock. Last Resort repeats TONIGHT on ABC. Fringe returns tonight, for you science fiction fans. This entire last season takes place in 2036. They say even if you haven't been watching, the last season works great as a stand-alone mini-series. Note: You gotta love Dr. Walter Bishop. He talks to cows and his favorite drug is LSD. Best Actor Best Actress Best Series Homeland returns Sunday night on Showtime. Plus, on Saturday, Showtime is running a Homeland marathon. Watch the first show and you're guaranteed hooked. Send e-mail to Bart Today's History Mystery Link Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link Bart, that's Carl Sagan. When I was a pump jockey in Ithaca, NY as one of my jobs while I was going to Cornell, he'd come by and I'd gas up his Porsche and we'd talk. "Billions and billions" of times (I kid. I wish it had been). Scott Peterson (no, not that one) Subject: donations Thanks to Jane, The Boston Warbler. Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on. As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" Amazon.com is my best bet to staying on the InnerNets. ...and if you shop with them, you might even save some money. Please remember the Gift Cards and the Bartcop Portal when you shop online. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. ha ha Pirate actress Keira Knightley Check out over 200 sexy and tasteful photos of Keira Knightley More in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties. Send
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