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PO Box 54466 Tulsa, OK 74155 More hotties at http://www.puresexycostumes.com Quotes "Scalia's dissent is unlike any dissent by any justice I've ever read about any case. And that's because Scalia says that the majority in the DOMA ruling was unlike any majority that this court has ever produced, that it was filled with venom and rage. -- the vulgar Pigboy, getting everything backwards, like always, Link So, Pigboy and Scalia say liberals gave Americans more rights using venom and rage? That doesn't sound right, Rush, because all the venom and rage we're seeing is from the losers in the case and that would be you hateful bigots and racists. Send e-mail to Bart Baggers: McConnell, Step Aside Link A tea party group is urging Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) to bow out of his reelection bid next year, citing concerns with the longtime senator's electability. Matt Hoskins says McConnell isn't a strong enough candidate and that it may be time for him to "pass the torch." “Mitch McConnell is now the least electable Republican senator running for reelection in 2014,” Hoskins said. "He could lose this race and cost Republicans the majority. He needs to consider whether it might be time to hang it up.” Now, if they would just do the same with Boner... Send e-mail to Bart Advertise with Bartcop.com, Spend Money, Make Money Two days just $35 One week just $70 Don't let Bush's recession kill your business. Fight back! Advertise on bartcop.com Subject: WOW! Did we force down the plane of another president to search for Snowden? WOW! talk about a violation of international law. The US forces down the plane of the president of Bolivia to search for Snowden. Obama has effectively kidnapped Morales. We have become a nation gone mad. Marc Perkel Send e-mail to Bart Shop
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Bolivia Upset about "Abduction" Link Bolivia is complaining about the "abduction" of its president, Evo Morales, whose plane was grounded amid a false rumor that Edward Snowden was on board. The country reacted with fury to the enforced diversion of the plane, saying international law had been violated and that it would complain to the U.N. Morales' jet took off from Vienna, Austria almost 14 hours after they say was forced to land there because France, Portugal, Italy and Spain all denied it access to their airspace. “We want to tell Bolivians, we want to tell the world, that our president was kidnapped today," VP Alvaro García Linera said in La Paz. "President Morales has been abducted by imperialism and is being held in Europe.” I'm confused a lot these days, but if four European countries close their airspace to a private jet, how is that an Obama abduction? Subject: Damage control? I had to laugh at a commercial I heard on the radio this afternoon. It was for Booz Allen (useless, blood-sucking, money grubbing contractors that they are): "Booz Allen--helping their clients with cyber security." Wonder if you could specifically request the services of Edward Snowden? Oh that's right, he was so much more blatant that their other employees that they actually had to fire him. Linda >^..^< Send e-mail to Bart More for veterans, more for Soc Sec, more
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and spending on unemplyment spending has dropped on Obama's watch. You know it's good news because Obama won't list the facts. Proof: Gambling Can Kill You Link Sal Culosi is dead because he bet on a football game — but it wasn’t a bookie or a loan shark who killed him. His local government killed him, ostensibly to protect him from his gambling habit. Several months earlier at a Virginia bar, detective David Baucum overheard some friends wagering on a college football game. “To Sal, betting a few bills on the Redskins was a stress reliever, done among friends,” a friend of Culosi’s told me shortly after his death. “None of us ever thought that betting fifty bucks on a football game was a crime worthy of investigation.” Baucum apparently did. After overhearing the men wagering, Baucum befriended Culosi as a cover to begin investigating him. During the next several months, he talked Culosi into raising the stakes of what Culosi thought were just more fun wagers between friends to make watching sports more interesting. Eventually Culosi and Baucum bet more than $2,000 in a single day. Under Virginia law, that was enough for police to charge Culosi with running a gambling operation. And that’s when they brought in the SWAT team. On the night of January 24, 2006, Baucum called Culosi and arranged a time to drop by to collect his winnings. When Culosi, barefoot and clad in a T-shirt and jeans, stepped out of his house to meet the man he thought was a friend, the SWAT team began to move in. Seconds later, Det. Deval Bullock, who had been on duty since 4:00 AM and hadn’t slept in seventeen hours, fired a bullet that pierced Culosi’s heart. Sal Culosi’s last words were to Baucum, the cop he thought was a friend: “Dude, what are you doing?” In March 2006, just two months after its gambling investigation resulted in the death of an unarmed man, the Fairfax County Police Department issued a press release warning residents not to participate in office betting pools tied to the NCAA men’s basketball tournament. The title: “Illegal Gambling Not Worth the Risk.” Given the proximity to Culosi’s death, residents could be forgiven for thinking the police department believed wagering on sports was a crime punishable by execution. You see how dangerous gambling can be? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Zimmerman's broken nose The first time that my husband took me out shooting I fired his Ruger GP-100 with .38 rounds. I used both hands and still had trouble dealing with the recoil. I wonder if Zimmerman's nose got smacked by his Kel Tec 9mm? Pat O I say he's guilty. There was a funny moment in the trial. Smart-ass Defense Lawyer: There are two kinds of bullet wounds? Asian Coroner: Yes, there is entry wound and exit wound. Smart-ass Defense Lawyer: Do they look the same? Asian Coroner: No, entry wound round and smaller, exit wound larger and oval-shaped. Smart-ass Defense Lawyer: And how can you tell Trayvon's chest had the entry wound? Asian Coroner: There no exit wound. Send e-mail to Barta John Paul II to be a Saint Link Have you ever seen such bullshit in your life? The Rape Club has decide they are Saints, for Christ's sake. I'll tell you who's behind this - Benny the Rat. HE wants to be a Saint, so he's greasing the skids for the others so saint-making become normal for every Tom Dick and Benny that comes along. How do you get to be a Saint? You perform TWO "miracles," which is what? A "Miracle" is when Aunt Sally has an eye operations that the doctors say probably won't work, but then you pray for her and she gets better and that's a "miracle." Have you ever seen such bullshit in your life? Show me a scientist who has declared these "miracles" valid. You can't, because they don't exist. It's all bullshit, that they would laugh out of Vegas if you brought it there. The Rape Club has saints? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Snowden's gay lover Link Snowden humor, not for everyone Send e-mail to Barta Quotes "Did you enjoy hearing the tape of your son screaming and getting shot?" -- Zimmerman's lawyer, barking at Trayvon's Mom on the witness stand I really think "What a goddamn stupid question!" is the best way to answer that. Trayvon's Mom said, "Of course not." They keep saying the prosecution is blowing this, but doesn't everybody hate that Zimmer lawyer? Send e-mail to Bart The NSA Chilling Effect by 90% Jimmy Link I believe in the Occupy movement and have an Occupy bumper sticker on my tailgate. I have seen only one other Occupy sticker on any car anywhere I've been. I surmise from this scientifically invalid study that most American's have little to no understanding about the Occupy Movement. The totalitarian police state treatment of Occupy Protesters has made me EXTREMELY RELUCTANT to participate in anyOccupy gatherings. Simply put, I don't want to go to jail, get tasered, pepper sprayed, cracked in the face with a police baton, or loose my eardrums from police noise machines. Also, I just plain don't know how to navigate big cities like New York. And I can't stand camping out. Not to mention Occupy on the east coast seems to have fizzled. I'm even reluctant to peruse any Occupy websites, lest I put a big drone target on my back. I fear my own government a hell of a lot more than any terrorist, simply because the probability of my own government wrecking my life if they chose too is about 10,000% greater than being a victim of terrorism. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: level of stupidity Whatever Snowden has done which might be against the law, treason isn’t one of them. The Constitution defines treason as specific acts, namely "levying War against [the United States], or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. All we know is that he leaked documents to the Washington Post and Guardian, two mainstream Western news organizations. Hardly meets any of the three standards. I realize that reasonable people can disagree on this, but you're saying that delivering four stolen, NSA computers to Russia "hardly" meets the stardard for treason? I can't fathom that mindset, but I'm not going to throw my poop at you because we disagree. Did Congress declare war with the Washington Post? Did Congress declare war on the Guardian? Hong Kong? Russia? Even if it is proven that Snowden gave documents to the Russians or Chinese, we are not at war with them. Really? I'd call it treason if he gave those stolen NSA computers to Israel or England. Recall, when they executed the Rosenbergs, it was not for treason. Born in 1953, I do not recall that. Aid and comfort the enemy? So if Bin Laden read your blog and laughed, is that “comforting the enemy” and Ol' Bart is guilty of treason? So, my writing a joke in Oklahoma is "just like" delivering stolen NSA computers to Putin? Are you sure you're not a little too caught up in this? Regarding the Russians or Chinese taking data from his laptops, do you not think Snowden knows what encryption is? Look at the lengths he went to encrypt communication with Greenwald and Gellman. So you think Snowden would not encrypt his laptops? So, if Snowden feels reasonably confident that Russia's top hackers could NEVER break his code, it's OK it he travels the world with stolen NSA computers because no harm, no foul? You ridicule him for being a high school dropout and you are that stupid about them taking data? I'm not sure I've ever done that, tho some have. Not sure what "that stupid about them taking data?" means. Properly done, encryption can take the best computers centuries to crack by brute force. So did he voluntarily turn over the decrypt codes? Unless you have solid evidence of this happening, this is just a statement you pulled out of your butt. If Snowden's code is impossible to crack, you'd be OK with Snowden giving Putin our nuclear launch codes? Am I the last sane Democrat standing? You'd put America's nuclear future in Snowden's hands? I'd prefer that our elected President make those calls. Put another way, IS THERE ANY CRIME SNOWDEN COULD COMMIT where you might say, "I admit, he may have gone a little too far this time?" Send e-mail to Bart Now we know that the NSA was spying on the EU diplomats and officials. Great place to find terrorists! It would be my guess we've been spying on our allies since before WWII. But it wasn't until now that a traitor choose to release that secret information. Poor Ol' Bart, going to have to add 20 points it his IQ just to attain Sarah Palin’s level of stupidity. Vinnie It goes without saying - if we disagree, it's because I'm stupid-er than Sarah Palin. Let me guess, you've been a fan for years, right? Your position has evolved into: Only the people who support Snowden's right to give stolen NSA computers to Russia should be allowed to have an opinion on this bacause pro-Obama people are just stupid. Maybe you should've opened with that. Send e-mail to Bart Wendy Davis for Governor?
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It's been years since I asked... Have they found a way yet for friends to play small-time poker online? I'm talking about a closed game, 6 people and very small (but real) stakes. As the years (decades?) go by someone will write some poker code and get very rich. Has that person appeared yet? If X-Box had this, they'd sell another 5 millions units. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Re: What are the other tools? Bart, a reader asked: < Marc says that law enforcement can use other tools - what are the other tools?> How about PROBABLE CAUSE! You mean like getting a phone call from a known terrorist? I though you guys were totally against any kind of "tracking." Based on a SWORN AFFIDAVIT! Obama says they all have sworn warrants, you say he's lying. Issued by a JUDGE or GRAND JURY! You refuse to accept FISA judges. And reviewable in a PUBLIC COURT OF LAW! A ha! So, it's only legal if we do it in full view of the people we're trying to catch? How does that make any sense? <preaching> And Bart, I do not believe for one moment you don’t see this. I’ve been following you since 1999, since before the coronation of Smirky the Wonder Chimp. He’s proud to have created PRISIM, spying on Americans 24/7. What I’d like to know is: Are you proud of him too? Justin the Excitable
Send e-mail to Bart NBC Can't Get Anything Right Leno surges on eve of his latest firing Link Six months from passing the “Tonight Show” baton — again — Jay Leno is enjoying a ratings surge. Leno was easily the top-rated hour in latenight. Kimmel ranked second in its new, earlier timeslot. Letterman continues to head in the opposite direction and logged one of its weakest quarterly performances on record. Letterman was down in every category except old people. Letterman's problem is he has horrible guests. Dave thinks America wants to see Broadway "stars" on his show. Meanwhile, Leno has all of Hollywood to choose from. Send e-mail to Bart . Send e-mail to Bart Subject: my Democratic president? To clarify: Obama is NOT a Democrat. More like a moderate Republican. He is NOT your President. He is owned by the corrupt elite, just as Hillary is. You're welcome, (withheld) But that means you live in a world where EVERYONE is the enemy. How can you be into politics if EVERYONE is the enemy? I'm guessing you're fighting EVERYONE plus half of your internet friends. The other half - like me - are also in on it. Damn, living like that has to suck. Send e-mail to Bart Brew Changes Bart's
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Link This might be the last one. We can't keep going in circles until the end of time. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Snowden Bart, I wanted to agree with you on Snowden. Part of the duty of civil disobedience is to force the government to prosecute. You don't have to plead guilty, but you never saw Gandhi running off to Ecuador either. Once you start selling secrets to foreign governments in exchange for protection, you really can't claim to be standing on principle. Also, he admitted that he took the job with the intent of stealing the secrets (and releasing them to the media). so he can't even claim to be a whistleblower. Where I work (like almost every other job in the country), there is a set procedure for whistleblowers. If you believe your boss is "in on it", you can go to the auditors, the cops, the FBI, or even your Congressman. You cannot just decide to go to the media until after you have approached one (or more) of the three branches of government. Instead, by focusing attention on himself, Snowden is doing the opposite of what he claimed. He is preventing the U.S. from having a discussion about domestic spying, and making the entire discussion about Edward Snowden. Keep up the good website Dave H. in Orlando Snowden threw his life away for 15 minutes of fame. Send e-mail to Bart Today's Wildlife Photo Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Zimmerman prosecution is throwing the case On Tuesday, the prosecution in the Zimmerman trial played a recording of Zimmerman's television interview with a very sympathetic Sean Hannity. By doing so, they saved Zimmerman from having to take the stand and be subjected to cross examination. There was no apparent benefit whatsoever to the State's case by such a move. It's not news that the State had to be pressured into prosecuting Zimmerman in the first place. Conducting an inept charade of a prosecution is their way of letting themselves off the hook when the jury comes back with an acquittal or cannot reach a unanimous guilty verdict. By the way, Zimmerman waived the "stand your ground" defense. His team is going with a traditional "feared for his life" self-defense defense. seldomread Zimmerman might get away with murder, and that'd be another crime. It's like grabbing your gun and driving to the Zoo at night. You scale the zoo walls and search for the lion compound. You climb another fence to get to the lions and when the lions eventually approach, you shoot the lions and say, "I had to - I was in fear for my life!" Send e-mail to Bart Here's another chance to donate. You could PayPal something to bartcop@bartcop.com Click to Subscribe or make a one-time Donatation
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Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Celebrity Link Bart, that's the beautiful, talented, and still sexy Rita Moreno. Rose in northwest Ark Rita is one of the few people who has an Oscar, an Emmy, a Grammy and a Tony. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: the Snowden thing Bart, I've been reading you since back around impeachment but I never realized until now what an idiotic, Cheney-loving f-ing moron you really are. - a higher percentage of my mail than you would think If you've been reading me for 15 years and mostly agreed with things, have you considered the possibility that you're the one wrong about Snowden? Even if you don't want to admit that possiblity, why can't we be two allies who see a situation differently? The reason I don't talk about Israel is because it turns sane people crazy. Snowden does the same thing - people absolutely lose their minds over this! Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery City Link Subject: last issue's Mystery City Link Bart, that's Dallas. Good to see you back in the saddle after your surgeries. And swinging the hammer in mid-season form. —Greg in Austin Send e-mail to Bart Name the Mystery Car Link Subject: last issue's Mystery Car Link Bart, that's a 1934 Chrysler CB Sedan. MYoung Send e-mail to Bart What is today's History Mystery? Link Subject: last issue's History Mystery Link Bart, that is Averell Harriman, 1950's New York Democrat state governor and one time presidential contender Harold in Chattanooga Bart: that is W. Averell Harriman, former governor of New York. Harriman was the chief negotiator at the Paris peace talks on Viet Nam. He had first hand knowledge that Nixon tried to sabotage the peace talks by convincing the South Vietnamese to hold out until after the 1968 election so they could get a better deal with him (Nixon) as president. That's called treason and the evidence of that treason could be why the Watergate burglary took place. Damn, Reagan pulled the same stunt to get elected in 1980. Bush the Dumber pulled the same stunt to stop a Middle East peace deal with Arafat in 2000. Subject: donations Humor can get us thru the worst of times so we will keep on. As my buddy Ray Coleman used to say, "Never quit!!" Amazon.com seems to be my best bet to stay on the Tubes ...and if you shop with them, you might even save some money. Please remember the Bartcop Portal when you shop online. It never hurts to check http://amzn.to/bartcop prices. Hot Mom - Jessica Alba Check out over 200 sexy and tasteful photos of Jessica Alba Do me a favor - as you peruse the hotties - if you see the slightest hint of nudity - any hint at all - tell me. More hot babes in BC Hotties Thanks to Blue in Seattle for helping me corral the hotties... Send Your Hottie Suggestions to Bart Use
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