So, let's HAVE a trial.
Ditto-Tangs are going to beat Bill Clinton?
Bill Clinton?
Our President?
Undefeated Bill Clinton?
Undefeated Bill Clinton, losing to ditto-monkeys?
Ha ha
Undefeated Bill Clinton, Master of Sheep?
Ha ha
Undefeated Bill Clinton, Donkey-Trainer, losing to those asses?
Ha ha
Undefeated Bill Clinton, Organ Grinder, tricked by a monkey?
Ha ha
THIS guy is going to lose a trial against cavemen?
Ha ha
"BILL CLINTON, OUTSMARTED BY A DITTO-TANG"
That's a headline you'll never see.
Ha ha
I'm so goddamned amused about this stinking mess.
How does Clinton do it?
He did wrong,
and THEY had to resign.
He did wrong,
and THEY go down in the polls.
He did wrong,
and THEY look like a fascist goon squad.
Meanwhile, crime is at a 26-year low.
Murder is down 88 percent in big cities.
Abortions are down everywhere.
...and I hear arm sales to Iran have fallen to nothing.
(cough)
You people that are worried about Bill Clinton?
Don't.
If you've EVER trusted me, trust me now.
Clinton is a big ol' boy.
He can take care of himself.
Remember that.
No matter what happens,
Bill Clinton is the LAST guy who needs help.
...and it doesn't hurt that his accusers are ready to
destroy themselves for a CHANCE to destroy him.
Bill Clinton knows you win with defense.
Don't worry another second about Bill Clinton.
Bill Clinton is going to be fine.
He's the most admired man in America, being impeached by
the religiously insane, tobacco whores and white-supremecists.
He'll be just fine.
Rush missed work the first day after his arch-enemy,
Bill Clinton was impeached by the ditto-monkey Congress.
Why?
How?
On arguably the most important day in Rush's entire career,
...after begging for this day for seven looooooooong years,
he couldn't make it to work?
Unbelieveable.
His Pigness has only worked ONE day since the ditto-monkey
congress impeached the best president America ever had.
There can only be one answer...
We can only conclude that the doctors in southern Florida
don't have much experience with homosexual medicine.
They must've missed that last gerbil.
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