Quotes
"I'm still waiting for Barb and Jenna to go
sign up-considering he made an unusally
shameful plea for our youngsters to run right
down and sign up. I just wonder if we can
make it another three years. This country is
pretty much down the tubes thanks to
president smirky smirk chicken hawk. China
will own us anyway, so what the heck..."
--Jan, Attribution
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Bush's
Alternative Speech
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
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Excerpt:
"My fellow Americans, let me explain to you what
really went wrong with the Iraq policy
and why so many young Americans have died in what
looks like a futile war without end.
"First, you must know that I have long
obsessed about getting rid of Saddam Hussein, taking
care of some unfinished business from my dad's
presidency. There's also a lot of oil there
and my neoconservative advisers wanted to project
American power into the Middle East.
"So when the Sept. 11 attacks occurred,
I saw my chance. Cheney and I began merging references
to al-Qaeda and Iraq. That way, the casual listener
would start associating Iraq with 9-11 subliminally,
even if there was no real evidence to support that
connection.
"We also decided to exaggerate the shaky
intelligence we had about Iraq's WMD because we knew
that would scare the American people into supporting
a war against a country that wasn't threatening us.
"Next, I got
rid of officials, like Paul O'Neill and Gen. Eric Shinseki, who had
doubts about the war.
To keep Tony Blair on board, we agreed to go to
the United Nations, but only because we hoped
that Saddam would reject a demand for U.N. inspections
and give us a better pretext for war.
Note: consortiumnews.com is
the most important site on the internet
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Ex-Hostages
Say Iran Leader-Elect was a Captor
That means he worked with the BFEE 25 years ago and probably still
does
Click Here
Excerpt:
Former hostages told The AP that after
seeing Ahmadinejad on television, they have no doubt
he was one of the hostage-takers. A close
aide to Ahmadinejad denied the president-elect
took part in the seizure of the embassy or in holding
Americans hostage.
The hostage-taking enabled ther BFEE to
take power in the 1980 election when they painted
Carter as a wimp while secretly and illegally and
treasonously making their own deal to arm the
terrorists with weapons of the future.
When they got caught, Bush the Smarter pardoned
everyone to bury the truth and then they
turned their media on "Clinton's girlfriends" so
the whole Iran-Contra crimes wave would be
dropped from the headlines and forever be considered "old
news."
And who was their biggest ally in the cover-up?
..
.
Comments?
Subject: keep your eyes
on Roger Waters Saturday
Bart,
I think Geldof is just saying "Don't
bash Bush."
He knows he has booked some loose cannons,
and I would be extremely surprised
(and disappointed) if Roger Waters of Pink Floyd didn't
make some kind of statement,
comment or jab. Just listen to The Final
Cut and Amused to Death (his response to
the Gulf War), and try to imagine him not making
some sort of statement. He will have
the world's attention. I think that is the
only reason he agreed to reform with the Floyd.
The performance would be an impressive vehicle
for anything he wants to say. He just hasn't
had the leverage as a solo performer, and, if he
doesn't take advantage of this opportunity,
my respect for the man will be hit hard. Below
are some examples to illustrate my point.
Keep hammering!
Alan
Alan, it would be so cool if you're right.
Sidebar:
As far as I know (that's very limiting) XM Satellite Radio is the only one
doing this right, and, of course, being radio there will be no picture.
Live Global Coverage - XM Channel 40 / XM 200
London
- XM Channel 41 / XM 201
Philadelphia - XM Channel 42
Berlin - XM Channel 43
Rome - XM Channel 44
Paris - XM Channel 45
Toronto - XM Channel 46
The networks plan to hack the show into thousands of pieces,
offering 15-second
"highlights" while they talk over the bands and make snide comments, tha
bastards..
TV Guide doesn't even know this is happening, so what channel do we watch?
MTV has nothing on their web site, all VH-1 has is a link to http://www.live8live.com/
which doesn't help because Geldof isn't running those networks.
Are they going to screw this up as bad as it seems?
Comments?
Quotes
"The Government of the United States is in
no sense founded on the Christian religion."
-- Washington in
the Treaty of Tripoli
"This would be the best of all possible worlds
if there were no religion in it."
-- Adams in The
Jefferson-Adams letters
"I do not find in Christianity one redeeming
feature. It has made
one half the world fools, the other half hypocrites."
-- Thomas Jefferson,
who I would really, really like to buy a shot of Chinaco
Quotes from Lande
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I
Hope I Die Before the Next Refill
by Greg Palast
Click Here
Excerpt:
I was in the drug store, an old guy in
front of me was picking up prescription.
The lady behind the counter handed him a credit
card slip and said, "I'm sorry."
She was sorry because the bill was over $1,200.
The old man said, "I hope I die before I
have to pay for the next re-fill."
And I was thinking, "I wonder if he voted for Bush?"
Was he a blind soldier in Karl Rove's army
who would rather vote against himself,
for deadly high drug prices
dictated by Big Pharma
and for no national health insurance?
American do it again and again.
The BFEE gets their bumbling pumpkin to say "Aw,
shucks, it's your money,"
so people vote against themselves. Once elected, the hustler
steals their money,
sends their son to die in Iraq for Halliburton and generally fucks the
populace to death.
Comments?
Rove
rides again
With help from Democrats, of course
Click Here
Excerpt:
Rove managed to link Iraq with 911 again,
and to delegitimate the
Democrats in the process. And he did it with the
Democrats' help.
Rove achieved this brilliantly - in one sentence!
"Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the
attacks and prepared for war;
liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks
and wanted to prepare indictments
and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers." [NY
Times, 6/23/05]
When the Democrats took the bait, Rove reeled
them in.
How can our party be so damn stupid again
and again and again?
Each time we try to kick the football, we're surprised when Rove pulls
it away.
Seriously, we won't win another election until they start reading bartcop.com
Rove will continue to surprise them - every time.
Comments?
Subject: John O'Neil
Your mention of John O'Neil prompted me
to contact you.
Mr. O'Neil was head of the FBI counter terrorism
division in NYC and left out of
frustration to go to work at the WTC. His first
day on the job was 9-11.
His story was on Frontline on PBS; http://
www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/knew/view/
Thanks,
Jerry
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by bartcop.com regular Don the Day Trader
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Excerpt:
Dumb as that Illinois man's remarks were,
how do they really jeopardize our national defense?
Iraq was not and is not attacking the United States,
but the other way around. So the real
answer to our troops being in danger is to get
them out of danger, which means getting out of Iraq.
Iraq is blowing up and out of control --
certainly out of US control, and we don't have any further
business there. I say this as a proud Army combat
veteran, Democrat, father and taxpayer.
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Subject: Molly
Ivins
Molly Ivins is one of a handful of journalists
who have the courage to speak he truth.
Another is Bob Herbert, who in his latest N.Y.
Times column hot the nail on the head
when he said that if a Democratic President were
esponsible for the debacle in Iraq,
the Republicans would be rushing to impeach. The
same Republicans who were so aghast
at the success of Clinton, that they finally had
to resort to a blow job to impeach him seem
to have no difficulty in putting loyalty to part
above loyalty to country.
They blindly obey the giggling murdering
monkey as he happily deconstructs the nation
while Fox News collectively cum every time Nazi
Bush spews his lies.
George in Fort Wayne, IN
The bastard Republicans impeached Clinton when they knew he was
innocent.
The scared-bunny democrats don't dare impeach a guilrty bastard - they're
too afraid.
It's just like a poker game.
We can never win if we fold and cry every time the bad guy says, "Boo!"
Will the Democrats ever grow some balls?
Or will they just get voted out, one after another?
..
"We
just want to please Godly Dubya, our war hero!"
I forget - how did I get in a party of limp losers?
Comments?
13
bodies, 7 missing from "speech" copter
Was rescue delayed until after Bush's speech?
Click Here
Excerpt:
The bodies of 13 U.S. troops were pulled
from the wreckage of a U.S. helicopter
in eastern Afghanistan, but seven more U.S. soldiers
are unaccounted for
and some may have been captured, a news
report said on Thursday.
The copter, which crashed during an anti-al-Qaeda
operation, was probably struck by
a rocket-propelled grenade. The stepped-up fighting
and increased use of roadside bombs
and suicide attacks have raised fears that insurgents
are importing Iraq-style tactics to Afghanistan.
Perfect!
Looks like Bush is going to lose two wars this year.
I'll bet the Democrats are busy searching for issues to use against
Bush in 2006.
Think they'll remember to mention the war this time?
Comments?
Quotes
"I found out that someone I believed was my
surrogate father, my brother,
my blood figure turns out to be the true Uncle
Tom, the true nigger, the true sellout.
He did more bad to black fighters than any
white promoter ever in the history of boxing,"
--
Mike Tyson, talking about Bush friend and contributor Don King Attribution
Comments?
Subject: Greatest
American?
Bart -
Here's a great example of how our educational
system has failed us.
Billy Graham - just behind FDR??
REAGAN ahead of LINCOLN!!!!!!!
What idiots.
The American people have no memory.
This list is proof that this was a "popularity" contest.
People still watch Oprah, so of course,
she's a GREAT AMERICAN.
What did she ever do to promote liberty in this
country?
We have on the list an impeached President,
a President who SHOULD have been impeached,
and a President who still MIGHT be impeached.
Although we'd end up with Snarl Cheney.
If I'd known Amerikkka would look like this
in 2005,
I might have gone ahead with suicide in 1976....
Mike in Des Moines,
ha ha
Dude, you get good corn in Iowa?
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Subject: blogs
Bart...yours was the the first blog I found
on the net...back in '97
...way before Kos and Atrios and Josh Marshall...but
wisely you
branded the site as a tequila treehouse which should
effectively shield
you from congressional oversight..let freedom ring
and shut up and deal.
EldridgeBeaver
I could always do the page and radio show from Vancouver.
They have the internets, right?
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New Feature
Great
Bible Quotes
"Let your women keep silence in the churches:
for it is not permitted unto them to
speak; but they
are commanded to be under obedience, as also
saith the law.
And if they will learn any thing, let them
ask their husbands at home:
for it is a shame for women to speak in the
church"
(1 Corinthians 14:34-35).
Comments?
Subject: comment
Bart, you wrote:
> Why did Bush need protection from the truths
of 9-11?
> Why did he need Cheney there to hold his hand?
> Why did he fight the idea of testifying until he
could fight no more?
Then there's also why didn't he sign on
to the International War Crimes Tribunal?
Gene
I just remembered (maybe we're talking about the same thing) before
the war,
Bush twisted the arm of some world body (UN?) to make it illegal to charge
any American with any war crime - does anyone else remember that?
I'm sure it's in the back issues...
I think Bush was looking forward to some torturing.
Why else would you,
up-front, change the law to
make it legal to commit
war crimes and atrocities?
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leading up to Bush's bloody invasion
and failed to ask tough, skeptical questions in
the run-up to war.
Replied Kerry: ''Many of the questions were
raised, but not enough. I plead guilty.
And I think a lot of people in the party would."
John, you're actling like a coward.
Don't blame "a lot of people in the party" for your refusal
to fight.
YOU were at the top of the ticket - all by yourself.
YOU set the tone of laying down and turning the other cheeck when
attacked.
YOU decided that the best way to win a war was to surrender early and often.
YOU promised us, just like Gore did, that you were
going to fight.
YOU betrayed the majority of Americans who wanted Bush's crimes to stop.
Was it always a secret Skull & Bones deal, John?
Did you mortgage your house so you could throw the election to Bush?
But, when Kerry was asked by Costas, ''Is
Bush getting an unfair shake?" Kerry ran to his
Skull & Bones brother's rescue.
''To some degree, I think that's true. And I've
said that publicly. We've made progress."
Kerry also rejected Ted Kennedy's labeling
of Iraq as ''an intractable quamire."
Said Kerry: ''No, I don't believe it is that today.
But it could become that if we don't make the right choices."
John, did you really say that?
Iraq is not an intractable quagmire?
You'd rather run to Bush's side to help with his lie than tell the
truth and stand with
your fellow MA senator, your party and the majority of Americans - again?
How did we get stuck with you, John?
How did such a spineless loser become Mr. Democrat?
We can't afford to have you, Mr. Democrat, reject your party and
run to your favorite
Skull & Bones brother's side every time he drags America in an intractable
quagmire.
Please, John, do your country a favor.
Your country is asking you to step up, one last time.
Please resign your senate seat.
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Subject: set Love free
the wright amendment was developed to protect
american airline's
dominance of gates and arrival slots at DFW (dallas-fort
worth) airport.
if southwest were able to create a rival
airport at love field, with flights to all
of their destination cities, from manchester, nh
to san diego, ca, and 59
destinations in between, they would run AA out
of business!
it's all to protect big business, republican
supported of course.
AA has always had killer lobbying. now, southwest
is getting
powerful enough to hire some lobbyists of their
own.
i love it how social security is socialism,
but when the government
does all that i can to protect a big business,
it's as american as apple pie.
andrew in bal-more
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From: John Kerry
Subject: 12
hours, 1 decision
Dear Icavedin, (My
name with the Kerry people)
We have less than 12 hours to act.
The critical June 30th fundraising deadline
arrives at midnight tonight.
We need to act today to stop the Republicans from
trying to completely
take over the Senate and shut out those who fight
for you every day.
I'm urging you to act by rushing an immediate donation.
John Kerry
John, how about you using some of those millions
you didn't bother to spend in your "great battle with Bush" in 2004?
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Subject: negative radio
review
I have a stupid idiot &*@# friend who
is a liberal.
Most of my real friends recognize him as
a stupid left wing stooge
be cause he listens to AAR and other left wing
crap.
Anyway I said I would listen to one of his
stupid radio cds
that was from bartcop 26 or something.
Gee, that would be from January 2004.
Hopefully, we've gotten a lot better since them
Anyway it was just boring and stupid and
completely commie crap but one thing
I noticed was the anti black focus of the
supposedly pro leftist slant of bartcop.
ha ha
You sat thru two hours of "boring and
stupid and completely commie crap?"
That's gotta be tough
There was the hatred of Tiger Woods and
all he tries to do
along with a joking refererence to the "memphis
niggers" as a
baseball team with reference to the redskins.
I see the stinging reference stayed in your mind - that was the
whole point, Spike
People accept "Redskins" as tho it's OK, but when you hear "Memphis
Niggers" people say,
"Whoa, that's out of line" which then brings
home to you the racial indignity of having "Redskins"
for your team nickname. Sounds like my communication and analogy
skills we in full flight that day.
I can see that you bartcop are a southern
dixie racist hypocrit
as you try to portray true conservatives as racists.
That's what you see, eh?
Long ago, I realized that I can't stop people from jumping to wild-ass
conclusions.
Many of my regular readers think I'm for Bush's bloody quagmire,
even tho I've told them
maybe a thousand times that I'm 100 percent dead set against
it. People are funny.
I can't stop people from jumping to wild-ass conclusions.
Liberals are the true hypocrits.
You Bartcop are a liar of the worst kind
You should be ashamed of yourself
R.E.
When one is confident in their opinions, they can defend them.
It's also why your Murder Monkey Dubya screens people who can ask
him questions.
He's living a bloody lie and he knows it, so he only allows friendly
folks to speak to him.
That's what they call "a coward" in Texas.
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The
WPT World Championship Season III
I just finished my TIVO of the biggest TV poker game of the year.
We started with only one big name, Phil Ivey, the 'Tiger Woods" of
poker.
They call him that because he's black, he's on TV a lot and he can't
win the big one.
This tourney was so big, it took three hours because of
all of the twists and turns.
The chip lead changed hands again and again.
To start, Hassan Habib was waaaay ahead, but he lost back-to-back "all
ins"
and had to retire to the bar with the others, winning "only" $400K or so.
We saw a great example of "poker fever."
One guy had a 6-5, which is an extra-terrible starting hand,
but his opponent
had 4-3, which is an inconceivably bad starting hand - so what did
they do?
The guy with 6-5 made a monster bet, like $2M, and the crazy with
4-3 went
"all in" for about $6M and chased him out.
Like Vince Van Patten said, "Take your
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a refund because what these guys are doing,
you can't learn from a book."
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Subject: nega
Say Bart, the clip you play here of Wolfie
simply states
the production capacity of Iraq's oil wealth.
A prediction per se`. Not actual numbers.
Not actual numbers?
Dost thou have shit in thine ears?
Click Here to
hear Wolfie say "$100 billion in 2-3 years."
That's what they could do before Halliburton took possession.
Are you saying the newest technology and unlimited money can't pull
more oil
out of the ground faster than whatever technology poor, sanctioned-Saddam
had?
Anyway, could you help me out with something?
I'm always willing to help a Monkey make something out of himself
- usually an ass.
Where is all the oil Bush is stealing?
Remember Kuwait?
It borders Iraq, that's why Bush the Smarter started a war there
in 1990.
After Saddam stole Kuwait, Bush stole it back and returned it to them.
Kuwait owes Bush their lives, their land, their wealth, their dignity,
their everything,
so if the BFEE needs a favor, do you think Kuwait would refuse them?
Why do you think the first thing Halliburton did when they
arrived in Iraq was to build
a pipeline to Kuwait? After Baghdad fell, when all the museums
were being looted,
our soldiers were guarding what was important - Bush's precious pipeline
to Kuwait.
We had 150,000 soldiers there - and none to guard the center of
Baghdad?
Where is the million(s) a day he is pocketing?
It's $100,000,000 each day - get your facts straight.
Everyone agrees Iraq pumps at least 2 million barrels a day.
Yesterday's USAhoToday shows oil at $57, so Bush is stealing
$114M today,
and $114M tomorrow, and $114M on Sunday and he's been doing this for 770 days
Why do you think they stole power?
To help the little guy get his fair piece of the big pie?
ha ha
Even monkeys are smarter than that.
Can you give me a realistic source to point
me in that direction?
Did I use words that were too big?
I tried to keep it simple...
Is he hiding it in the White House? At
his Ranch??
It would be pointless to drag that stolen oil to the White House
or his ranch.
A wire transfer is much neater and besides, Poppy wears such fine silk
suits.
Where, pray-tell, is it?
Either provide the location, or provide
a legitimate source, or shut the hell up.
You keep making this claim over and over and over,
much like your lie about
Mogadishu, and Clinton's failure there, not Bush
I's.
Where's the oil, ole Bart??
Don the Monkey
Don, the oil is in your tank and in my tank.
We're paying the highest prices in history for it.
Oil company profits double this year, and they doubled last year,
too.
Bush is stealing $114 a day, (plus the $11B missing from Gore's
lockbox)
Kuwait gets a commission for handling the stolen goods and they get to
keep
their oil underground for later when the oil starts to run out.
Make no mistake, Bush is going to bleed Iraq dry, then let them
have it back.
Lately, the BFEE is making $57M each time a soldier dies.
They can afford to live like this forever.
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War
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King of all 'disaster movies' review w/
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Excerpt: That
contains no spoliers
1. Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid,
stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
I take it back. 'Panic
Room' wasn't that bad.
2. Dakota Fanning deserves a 'Best Actress" nomination
3. Tom Cruise can't act. There's a scene
about 25 minutes in,
where he's running in a panic
- and even running, he can't act.
Repeat. When Tom Cruise runs,
you can tell he's a really bad actor..
And they're billing this as "his
best acting ever!" ha
ha
4. When a movie has dialog like this, it's
a total loser.
"Get in the truck."
"Get in the truck."
"I said, get in the truck."
"Get in the truck."
"Get in the truck!!."
"Get in the truck!!!"
If you're not Bobby DeNiro saying "You
talkin' to me?"
repeating a line again and again is the kiss of
death.
I'll bet there are 50 sentences
in this movie that are repeated again and again.
"You can't do that."
"You can't do that!."
"You can't do that!"
"I said you can't do that."
"You can't do that!"
"I won't let you do that."
"I won't let you do that."
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