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Thurs-Tuesday, May 27 - June 1, 2010 Vol 2533 - Corn monf
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Quotes
"Will the last Republican in Hollywood turn
off the lights?"
-- UncleDon, commenting on the death of Dennis Hopper
I always liked Dennis Hopper - until he turned Bush bastard on us.
I thought his best scene was in True Romance, written
by Quentin Tarantino.
He had information that mobster Christopher Walken needed,
and Walken's goons were ready to torture him to get that info.
But Hopper and Walken connected non-verbally and Walken
permitted Hopper to die suddenly instead of torturously.
Here comes impeachment
Quotes
"3,000 killed on 9/11 was tragic enough. The
solution? Invade two Countries illegally and watch
another 5,000 die, not counting many,
many thousands more civilians and children in Iraq & Afghanistan.
Add in refugees fleeing these Countries
and you have literally millions of people displaced or dead.
If this is ‘winning’, wtf does losing
look like?"
-- Zimzone
Subject: Liability caps or oil
Under federal law oil companies like British Petroleum
can only be held liable for up to 75 million dollars.
However if an individual downloads music illegally
it will cost you a fine of 250 thousand dollars.
So the maximum penalty for destroying the entire
gulf coast is the same penalty as downloading 300 songs illegally.
After we the taxpayers bailed out the banks, now
we have to bail out the oil companies?
Although the Constitution says "We the People"
it seems like the country has been run like
"We the Corporations". Whatever happened to concepts
like fairness and honesty?
Marc Perkel
My blog: http://marc.perkel.com
Founder of the Church of Reality
http://www.churchofreality.org
Reality changed my life. It can change your life
too.
Thanks to the Wizard of Whimsy
Marty's
has new stuff every day
on her
fine, fine Entertainment Page
Marty always has good stuff.
Quotes
"When are you going to get out of Afghanistan?
Why are we continuing to kill and die there?
What is the real excuse and don’t give
us this Bushism 'if we don’t go there they’ll all come here.' "
-- Helen Thomas, the only WH reporter with
courage, Link
We have been in Afghanistan longer than Vietnam.
We know it's going to end the same way so why are we still there?
Greta's
poll proves she's Stupid
Guy calls her 'stupid' and her viewers agree
This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, not with a whimper, but a slaughter.
This is the story of the soldiers who tried to save it.
Quotes
"BP's top official upgrades impact of Gulf
oil spill from "very modest" to "environmental catastrophe."
-- CNN Breaking News
Video
This is where out hapless, loser Democrats should be saying, "THIS
is why we have to get off our oil addiction,"
but no, that wouldn't be nice so they remain silent when they
should be speaking up.
Meanwhile, Republicans (who are determined to win) are calling this "Obama's Katrina."
Like I've been saying for many years, the GOP is willing to work 24/7/365 to win.
Democrats, however, will consider allowing victory in after it
knocks on their door.
Democrats are addicted to losing the way the Catholics are addicted
to raping children.
Why I Like
Rape
by Benny the Rat
If you feel that drugs
or alcohol are a problem for you,
Drug
Rehab is a solution to get your life back on track.
Quotes
"The disaster in the Gulf may well spell the
political end of the president and his administration."
-- Piggy Noonan, trying to make the
spill Obama's fault, Link
First, Brit Hume and the vulgar Pigboy say there's no problem
in the Gulf.
Why is there never a penalty for even the most bald-faced lies?
Second, if there was a God, this would be the end of off-shore
drilling and
the beginning of the end for the internal cumbustion engine -
but there is no God.
Third, do you think Obama has ordered Ken Salazar to check every
off-shore well
for inspections and compliance? If he has, why not
mention it to the press?
Subject: $100 bet
John K wrote in to say in reference to Obama and
the oil spill,
"They waited weeks before even acknowledging
the fucking thing..."
I've got $100 that says that's not true.
If John K will bet me, you can have the winnings.
Wes in LC
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Quotes
"It's hard for Republicans to work with me
right now because there are members of their base who,
if somebody even smiles at me, they
think, You're a traitor. You smiled at Obama. You're nice to him.
You were polite. And if you're rude
to Obama, we can raise money. So the incentive structure right now
for cooperation within the Republican
Party is not real strong."
-- Obama, listing the facts and almost
making me faint Link
As a kid, I saw the Three Stooges perform live - at a circus.
I wonder how many of you have seen them perform live?
http://www.bishop-accountability.org/
See who they raped lately.
See who they paid to keep quiet.
Why are we still hooked on oil?
Exxon-Mobil
made $35 Billion dollars
in tax
free profits last year, that's why..
Exxon-Mobil is bad for America.
Weird Picture of the Day
I'll bet you've never seen anything like it.
Quotes
"At least 100 seats."
-- The Boner, 4/30/10, when asked how many
seats the GOP will pick up in November, Link
"No one knows. It's way too early, no one has
a number."
-- The Boner, 5/25/10, when asked how many
seats the GOP will pick up in November, Link
Subject: BP
Amazing! Republicans calling for the Obama Administration
to intervene at the Gulf of Mexico oil blow-out.
I do believe that’s Socialism!!
Repug’s need to make their minds up!
Tommy
I've always said the federal government is like
your parents.
You want your freedom until the shit hits the
fan.
Then you go running home to Momma.
Bristol
Palin to Launch Speechifying Tour
She gets $30K per speech - not bad for an unwed Mom
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In Guatemala City, a downpour created a giant sinkhole that swallowed
a street intersection.
Residents told CNN that a three-story building and a house fell into
the hole. More
Subject:
Why take so much time off?
Isn't there anyone working over weekends and
holidays - nurses and police work??
Too many days since last update-- getting tiresome
to even check-in--sorry--Joyce
Joyce, I didn't see your name on the subscriber list.
Crazy as this sounds, is there anyone on the Internet
with as many hand-written pages by one guy as bartcop.com?
...and you say it's "tiresome" to click on a link
to see if I've finished my many hours of typing?
Dr Laura's
Gay Bible Letter
Either the Bible is right or it's not
Quotes
'Oh my God. Holy crap."
-- Sarah Palin, (according to Bristol) after
Bristol told her she was pregnant, Link
Subject: that iceberg
McCain and W tried to stop the Wall street madness
and the housing madness
and Dodd and Frank claimed they were trying to
keep poor people out of homes.
As Acorn's chief attorney, Obama shares
plenty of the blame as do Repubs for pressuring Clinton
into repealing Glass Steagal. So yes Bush hit
the iceberg but the Dems put it there.
Carson, Mayor of Monkeytown.
Really?
McCain and Head Monkey thought Wall Street was
making too much money?
And Dodd and Frank wanted poor people put in
McMansions?
Did you hear that from Rush or Beck?
Is that why you didn't include a link?
Because it's something you heard a partisan liar
say?
And how did ACORN get enough money to hire a sitting
president?
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Today's Historic Photo
Can you guess what this is?
Subject: Last issue's Historic photo
Texas City, 1947.
After the fire aboard M/V Grandchamps caused a
huge fire and explosion.
Another big oil blunder. 568 Dead, 3500 injured.
Steve in MT
Steve, you could be right, but I don't know.
That city looks more "back East" to me, like
Detroit or PittsburgH.
Subject: Last issue's Historic photo
The City is Cleveland, OH.
The destruction was caused by East Ohio Gas Company
explosion and fire of 1944.
Large above ground gas storage tanks blew up.
130 people were killed and a few square blocks
of homes were destroyed.
Gil
Gil, that looks like Downtown to me - but you could be right.
Subject: Last issue's Historic photo
The streetcar looks like the ones Detroit used
to have, before they sold them to Mexico City in 1964
(where they are still in operation). The
buildings don't look familiar, though.
Susanne
Al and Tipper
Gore are separating
Yet the Clintons are still together...
In an e-mail obtained by The Whore AP, the Gores
said it was
"a mutual and mutually supportive decision that
we have made
together following a process of long and careful
consideration."
OK, what are we not being told?
After 40 years together, suddenly one of them
has to get away?
They have enough money to own two homes, so who
needs to "get away?"
My guess:
One of them has found somebody else and they're
tired of hiding it.
They want to go out in public and this prevents
the "scandal" of doing so.
Quotes
"The worker safety sheet for one dispersant
used in the Gulf says it includes 2-butoxyethanol,
a compound associated with headaches,
vomiting and reproductive problems at high doses."
-- Abrahm Lustgarten, Link
So, all these people near the coast are going to have headaches,
vomiting and reproductive problems?
Subject: Augggh!!! NO! No! NO! NO!!!!!!
Quotes
"No one seems capable of doing one damn thing...It
is bad enough that BP's still running this repair,
which is like having Jack the Ripper
try to save the victim and run the murder investigation.
Isn't anybody at the White House worried
that it now looks like BP is running the White House?"
-- Keith Olbermann,
Link
Matt Lauer
cheating with a 'man'
Is that news? That's what all Rethugs do...
Alexis
Houston, born a man, NY Whore Post says
Quotes
"I'm extremely thankful that the public library
system already exists.
Imagine trying to get that one past
congress."'
-- Amanda Eland
"I distrust people who know what God wants
them to do,
because it always coincides with their
own desires."
-- Susan B Anthony
Subject: Are you OK?
Hello Bartcop,
Maybe you mentioned it on a previous page that
you were going to be
out of action for awhile but just checking to
see if things are alright.
I hadn't seen a page since the last Tuesday-Wednesday
edition and
started worrying that something happened to you.
May that not be the case and its that I just haven't been paying attention.
Take care,
Bert
The clue was in last page's title - Two outer.
I was hoping to get another chance to go to the
World Series of Poker
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a "two outer" in poker terms.
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