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Tuesday, Oct 5, 2010 Vol 2591 - Fill-in Bozo
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"Am I the only one who saw weakness when Obama and Rahm Emanuel gave each other big, fat, full-bore hug following their speeches at the resignation event on Friday? I think the hug lacked dignity. It did not send a message of American power and forcefulness. So I fret about the reaction around the world to this kind of fraternity-like emotionalism in full public view. Why not just a dignified, stand-up, serious handshake? -- Larry Kudlow, with a straight face, Link Kudlow, you disingenuous fuck. Was Bush "sending a message of American power" when he kissed that Saudi king on the lips? Was Bush "showing dignity" when he sexually molested German Chancellor Merkel? Was Bush "showing strength and power" when he danced with the Africans? Did you "fret about the reaction around the world" when Bush legalized torture? Admit it, Kudlow - you hate Obama because he's Black. Bartcop's Worldwide Computer Repair We fix broken computers. Can we fix yours? Sign up now! We come to you! Thanks to Bert Send
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Subject: Pot no longer a crime on California Although
California has not yet legalized in California through Proposition 19,
Governor Schwarzenegger
signed a new law reclassifying possession of an ounce or less as an infraction. Possession is equivalent to a parking ticket. In many ways this new law doesn't change much. Almost no one in California gets arrested for small amounts of marijuana anyway and if Proposition 19 passes fully legalizing marijuana the same people will still smoke it. Marijuana has been virtually legal in California for years. What will change is that we will no longer be wasting state resources fighting a fake war on drugs. Rather than wasting tax money marijuana will be generating tax money. And since marijuana is safer than alcohol many people will use it instead of getting drunk which will actually lead to a safer society. And if California legalizes it the rest of the nation will soon follow. I'm hoping people all over America will support California in it's fight to pass Prop 19 so that we can use law enforcement resources to prevent addiction to real drugs like meth, cocaine, heroine, and cigarettes. Marc Perkel Http://marc.perkel.com Founder of the Church of Reality Reality changed my life. It can change your life too! Quotes "Rick apologized to jon stewart today. they had a good talk. jon was gracious and called rick, "thin-skinned." he's right. rick feels horrible that in an effort to make a broader point about the media, his exhaustion from working 14 hr days for 2 mo. straight, caused him to mangle his thought process inartfully. he got caught up in the banter and deeply apologizes to anyone who was offended by his unintended comments." -- Suzanne Sanchez, wife of Dirty Sanchez, who sent her out as damage control, Link "I am Dirty Sanchez" Send e-mail to Bart Richmond, VA Bans 'Christmas' The American Handjob Association is furious! Link Send e-mail to Bart Marty's
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"If I were president, I am not sure that I would offer Ed Rendell the job of chief of staff. I am a free spirit. I tell the truth, and I like to mix it up. And that is not the Obama administration's modus operandi, to say the least." -- PA Gov. Ed Rendell, taking a swipe at the White House and their "Please like me" negotiating style, Link Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Politics only works when we're realigned with our Savior." -- Senator Jim DeMint, (R-Insane) on why the Bush tax cuts for the super-rich must be extended, Link Send e-mail to Bart Subject: mistake you made Bart, you wrote: "I
am unable to explain why just over 50% of Democrats went
with
the new guy and shunned the proven winner/fighter."
50% of Democrats DID NOT go for Obama. Hillary won the popular vote. And the only reason Obama got the earned delegates was because the DNC only counted half of Florida and Michigan - then took extra votes away from her in Michigan and gave to Obama (who wasn't even on the ballot) to get him the earned delegates. The DNC picked Obama - not the Democratic voters. And the sad thing was the day they decided Michigan and Florida was the day they made him drop his church. Any organization that has to make someone drop their church probably should think a little longer before anointing a "winner". JMac That's one of my biggest faults - I'm too fair. Send e-mail to Bart Click HERE to hitch a ride from New
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Bart, I Nancy Grace Guarantee you that the eagle photo was taken in my hometown of Homer, Alaska. It was featured on The Daily Show a few years back. All the best, captjimmie I thought that ocean looked a little wide to be the Mississppi River. Send e-mail to Bart Saw it on http://whatnowtoons.com Help Bartcop.com survive! to bartcop@bartcop.com OR send a 'love' check to bartcop.com
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Tears of a Clown: Glenn Beck and the Tea Bagging of America by WaHoPo's Dana Milbank Click to Order Price $16.49, or $9.99 on Kindle Subject: stickers arrived, thanks Hey bart, stickers arrived and on display ... cheers, lonnie in tokyo Lonnie, that's way cool -
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