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Weekend-Monday January 14-16, 2011 Vol 2809 - Halo Jump
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"Just like John Kerry - Mitt Romney speaks French, too!" -- Newt's anti-Romney TV ad, Video Send e-mail to Bart Huntsman gets out of the race His Daddy didn't come thru with the $10M
From CNN Jon Huntsman has announced he is suspending his campaign and will endorse Willard Romney. While the more moderate Huntsman hasn't had much support in the polls in conservative South Carolina, his decision to pull out could provide a critical extra cushion of votes for Romney, who is facing stiff conservative competition there from Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich. Romney's campaign -- already bolstered by a huge campaign war chest and a wave of momentum after wins in Iowa and New Hampshire -- is hoping for a possible knockout blow if Willard finishes first in racist South Carolina. This is good news for Obama. With the sane Republican out of the race, it's a guarantee that Obama's November challenger will be a loon from Nutville. Send e-mail to Bart Will Bain hurt Willard in SC? Will they vote for a job-killing vulture?
Link South Carolina may be fertile ground for attacks on Mitt Romney's corporate takeover record. The state has suffered a long string of shuttered textile plants and other workplaces. At 9.9 percent, it has one of the nation's highest unemployment rates. And like its fellow Deep South states, its Republican electorate has a disproportionate number of blue-collar workers and noncollege graduates. That combination could make South Carolina a good test of efforts by Gingrich and Perry to paint Willard as a heartless venture capitalist who fired workers while reaping big profits during his time at Bain Capital in the 1980s and '90s. Those attacks may be starting to resonate. "I don't like it," said Rhonda Jones, 50, a Republican who showed up here Friday to see Perry at the Squat 'n 'Gobble cafe. She said Romney's record at Bain "is what concerns me" and said she will vote for either Perry or Gingrich. Romney is a nonstarter. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Iran Bart, you wrote: > I have no idea what to say about your anti-semite charge. > How else can one take, "Israel's enemies should have nukes?" Whoa, Bart! You have drunk the AIPAC kool-aid hook, line and sinker! Seriously man, if you say you're going to stay off the Israel topic, do yourself a favor and STFU. Seriously. I usually see eye to eye with you on every issue, but your stance on Israel is way off and it has been ever since I started reading you. The only thing you and I agree on about Israel is selling them some holy land in the Arizona desert. You DO know that Israel has nukes, right? You DO know that a majority of israeli citizens disapprove of their government's policies, right? Seriously, Bart. STFU about Israel's neocon policies and equating those who oppose them with anti-semites. Seriously. Richard This is a good example of what can happen when you get pulled into that never-ending mess. Richard, a good friend for many years, has apparently been driven insane by it. Richard is so caught up in that mess, he's using vulgarity to tell me what I'm allowed to publish and think. On any other subject, he would show better judgment. I asked a question, "What other way can one take that?" and instead of answering the question, he barked orders at me. I wonder why he failed to answer the question? I forgive you, Richard, as I've had to forgive dozens, maybe hundreds of people over the years. BTW, how can you be so passionate about a subject if you can't answer very simple questions about it? If I wanted YOUR enemies to acquire nukes, would you still think of me as your friend? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Haley Barbour
Barbour or his people are clearly selling pardons as he prepares to leave office. I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the Ray Blanton (D but a scumbag) scandal in Tennessee. I still remember how proud ALL of us were that the ass was turned out of office early, even if it was only a few days. Something HAD to be done: In January 1979, with his [Blanton's] term expiring, the State's Pardon Board began to make a series of pardons that seemed to be either the product of sheer politics or open bribery. This generated outrage from both political parties. Leaders from both houses of the legislature, Lieutenant Governor (and Senate Speaker) John S. Wilder and State House Speaker Ned McWherter, searched for a way to prevent further damage to the state's reputation. They found it in the state constitution, which is somewhat vague on when a newly elected governor must be sworn in. It was eventually decided to swear in Alexander three days before the traditional inauguration day. Wilder later referred to Blanton's ouster as "impeachment Tennessee-style." Linda >^..^< Send e-mail to Bart Seeing the ads puts
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Willard's 'carried interest' problem The REAL reason he can't release his taxes Link Romney’s decided to keep his tax returns hidden, despite the fact that everyone else has. Romney isn’t just being secretive for the sake of secrecy — there’s a good reason he’s rejecting transparency. Romney may be paying a lower tax rate than nearly everyone else, which probably has a lot to do with his campaign’s decision. Because Romney still collects seven-figure checks from his vulture-capitalist firm, he’s paying less in taxes than middle-class families nationwide. Let me summarize the political problem this way: 1. Mitt Romney is worth $250 million. 2. He got rich by laying off American workers. 3. He pays a lower tax rate than you and the rest of the middle class. 4. He wants to be president so he can keep it this way. I don’t know if voters will find this offensive or not, but it certainly explains why Romney is so eager to keep his tax returns under wraps. This is why America can't pay its bills - because the super-rich aren't paying their taxes. Romney wants to keep his money and let the little people pay taxes. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: no threat from Iran Hi Bart, Great page, I visit every day to read it. I like it so much I've advertised. I've been following the debate about Iran with interest. I thought you should know that any threat of Iran having nuclear weapons or trying to get nuclear weapons is non-existent at this point in time. Here's a six-minute video debunking the pro-war propaganda: Done deal. Seriously, this guy knocks it out of the park in grownup terms, using facts. Unless somebody can prove Iran is a threat to the United States, there should be no more war talk or else become complicit in the kind of propaganda that led to the Iraq War, and we all know how that turned out. Thanks! Craig
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to Arthur Foster, eldest son of Democratic candidate for president,
Melinda Pillsbury-Foster, today called for Mitt Romney to be strapped to the roof of the car for a trip to the dog house. While Meow-Meow, an orange tabby, also known as M&M, is not overly fond of dogs he called all species to move for solidarity on this issue of outrageous cruelty. M&M pointed out the heinous act included washing the Romney animal hostage down with water when he could not hold himself and then, ignoring the wind-chill factor, returning Seamus to the POW camp on the roof of the car. (see news report) At the same time M&M, calling for an investigation by a to-be-called pack of senators, averred that Romney should not be spayed until or unless there is a second incident. What people don't realize is that Romney used to tell that story in an attempt to make himself appead "more human." "Yeah, I'm a regular Joe just like you - I tortured my dog." Send e-mail to Bart See
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Quotes "These kids made a mistake. There's not any doubt about it. They shouldn't have done it. It's bad, but to call it a criminal act, I think, is over the top," -- Rick Perry, defending the Marines who were stupid enough to film themselves urinating, Link Send e-mail to Bart Haley Barbour and the Culture of Death Link It's a big day for murderers in Mississippi, sex offenders and child molesters too! Just before leaving office, Republican Governor Haley Barbour pardoned 208 convicts in a stunning act of candor and honesty in behalf of the party and system he has served so well. Tired of the same old script featuring religious values and law and order year in and year out by politicians you just know are lying? Your search for honesty is over. Haley Barbour is the poster boy for the culture of death that pervades the political leadership. Send e-mail to Bart Sarah Palin Nude Link Subject: Let's fight about Iran Link Send e-mail to Bart Click for info and to order Nitt Witt Hill [Paperback] just $12.44 What's causing the country and now the President to lose their crackers and voters to elect Nitt Witts? Clowns and Turkeys are running Congress and the Nitt Witts are everywhere. But will one more Clown in Congress make any difference? Would the country be better off with some real Turkeys instead of those Clowns? Or are the Nitt Witts destined to run Washington? Set on historic Nitt Witt Ridge in Cambria, California and Capitol Hill in Washington D.C., Sebastian Gibson's satire paints the absurdities of the political world and of daily life with his unique sense of humor. Quotes "Human beings only have two ways to deal with one another: reason and force. If you want me to do something for you, you have a choice of either convincing me via argument, or force me to do your bidding under threat of force. Every human interaction falls into one of those two categories, without exception. Reason or force, that’s it." -- The Munchkin Wrangler, Link Thanks to Don the Pillar. Send e-mail to Bart God helps Tim Tebow win Except when he loses - then he blames the Devil Link The question, it seems, had to be asked: Does God help Tim Tebow win football games? According to a new poll, 43 percent of Americans say "yes." But how would Tim Tebow himself answer the question? The perception is that as Tebow is kneeling on the sidelines during a game, he is praying to win. One of Tebow's pastors has only added to that perception, telling TMZ that a recent Broncos six-game winning stream was "God's favor." Asked if a less-pious quarterback would be winning such games, Pastor Wayne Hanson of Summit Church in Castle Rock, Colo., said: "No, of course not." Tebow had such a bad game against the Patriots this weekend, the Denver Broncos have to decide if they want to keep him or not. Send e-mail to Bart Thanks, they send me
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