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"Nobody is losing money here, including us, in all this. The advertisers are not canceling the business on our stations. They're just saying they don't want their spots to appear in my show. We don't get any revenue from 'em anyway. The whole effort is to dispirit you." -- the lying Pigboy on his Wednesday hate show We know he's lying because: He's speaking He claims he's the biggest radio man in the business, so it MUST cost more to run ads on his show than on one of the many Rush-wannabe shows. Send e-mail to Bart Did you know the law in Virginia says if you want an abortion, you HAVE TO let a pro-life doctor stick a probe INSIDE your vagina. Then he turns on the ultra-sound speakers REAL LOUD so you can hear the heartbeat of your "baby." If women ran the world and they insisted a man take a probe up his butt whenever he wanted Viagra, men would arm themselves and march on Washington and threaten to ignite the world. If you follow me on Twitter,
I'll send you an e-mail when each new issue goes up. 42 Advertisers flee Pigboy Link Vulgar Pigboy Limbaugh sought to reassure listeners Wednesday after FORTY TWO companies pulled their ads, insisting that the racist hate show will go on and that the program is not losing revenue from the exodus. Two radio stations and two musicians have closed the door on Limbaugh following vulgar comments he made last week about a Georgetown law student. Limbaugh called Sandra Fluke a "slut" and a "prostitute." The Nazi whore apologized for his "insulting" comments on his website and on his hate show Monday. Despite the fake apology, customers and listeners have taken to social media to inundate advertisers, stations and sponsors of Limbaugh's show with calls to boycott this very vulgar Pigboy. What does the vulgar Pigboy says about losing (count now at 49) advertisers? Quotes “It's like losing a couple of French fries in the container when it's delivered to you at the drive-through. You don’t even notice it,” Pigboy lied. Rush is untouchable financially, so he's right about this not killing him, but he's going out the way Helen Thomas and Dan rather did - a lifetime of work will only be remembered after they talk about the gaffe where he lost it all. Remember this is the second time. ESPN fired him for being a racist son-of-a-bitch. Now he's losing sponsors because he hates women, too? Uneducated, black-hating, queer-hating white men is all he's got left. Brietbart - big deal, big corpse Gawker didn't like him any more than we did Link Provocateur, website founder and collector of America's largest wads of spittle Andrew Breitbart died last Thursday morning, when some sentient shred of his cardiac organ kamikazed out of an exhausted sense of justice. The invertebrate response from journalists was exactly to be expected. Breitbart said, like, bad stuff in his lifetime, but he also married someone and fathered people; once he even objected to anti-gay GOP rhetoric. A malicious career and two milquetoast mitigating facts: It all balanced out, really, at least for the purposes of forced, quailing objectivity. To borrow a gross analogy lustily employed on Breitbart's own websites, if today's mainstream media was penning obits on May 1, 1945, they would have summed up with, "Despite initiating the Second World War, the German leader was fond of public architecture and is survived by his beloved dachshunds." ha ha But nothing so generic could be the money quote of this squeamish grudging esteem-a-thon. For that, we have to go to Slate's Dave Weigel, who quoted Breitbart thus: "'Feeding the media is like training a dog,' he wrote. 'You can't throw an entire steak at a dog to train it to sit. You have to give it little bits of steak over and over again until it learns.'" This is just the carrot part of the metaphor. Nobody mentioned the stick. The Tulsa World has an Andy Rooney-type columinst who gripes about shit once a week. Recently he did a column about how he's been reading the obituaries every day since he was a kid. He wrote, "Boy, when someboy died, they say they were the nicest person who ever lived. How come we never meet these nice people when they were alive?" That reminds me, years ago I had to go to the funeral for a mobster. His name was "Mickey the Match," and he got that name because if you didn't sell him your bar for the low price he offered you, he'd burn your place down. I wondered what the preacher was going to say about "Mickey the Torch." He said, "With Mickey, you always knew where you stood," which was true. If your place was a smoldering ruin, you were on Mickey's shit list. That's what this lying cock-hunter deserved - nothing more. Send e-mail to Bart Quotes "Planned Parenthood does more to prevent unwantedpregnancies than any organization in America. We have an approval rating of about 70 percent. The approval for congress is about ten percent, so what does that tell you?" -- Cecile Richards, President of Planned Parenthood, to Jon Stewart Those Women's Rights ladies are fighters and they do NOT back down. A shot of Chinaco for them. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: My Brush with Greatness Link Send in YOUR brush with greatness Seeing the ads puts
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Subject: Faun Otter's GOP joke Link Send e-mail to Bart Brietbart's 'bombshell' falls flat He's lying to us from beyond the grave Link Andrew Breitbart (R-Liar, Whore) promised a video of Barack Obama's college days at Harvard. It premiered on Sean Hannity's hate show on Wednesday night—and this one appears to be a dud. The video—which sent some conservatives into a public masturbatory frenzy when Breitbart told an audience of racist rednecks at CPAC last month that he had the footage — which shows Obama, then a Harvard law student, introducing former Harvard Law Professor Derrick Bell, who Breitbart.com editor Joel Pollak called the "Jeremiah Wright of academia." Pollak and conservatives contend that the video is another example of Obama's history of chumminess with radicals, and the proof of the left's continuing efforts to cover it up. But as PBS' Andrew Golis noted, "there's nothing new about the clip or Obama's role in the controversy at Harvard Law School." This Breitbart asshole gave us his Nancy Grace Guarantee that this tape was so shocking, "it will shake the Obama administration to its very core." Then we all yawned. I assume, as a tribute to their lying scumbag, they'll try their best to bounce this around their right-wing echo chamber, but there's just no story here, so how hard can they push it? Send e-mail to Bart Murdoch lackeys try suicide
How big is this scandal going to get? Link Three sources close to the company told Reuters on Tuesday the two journalists at the Sun daily appeared to have tried to take their own lives. Investigations sparked by a phone-hacking scandal continue to expose dubious practices by present and past employees. Eleven current and former staff of the Sun, Britain's best-selling daily tabloid, have been arrested this year on suspicion of bribing police or civil servants for tip-offs. Their arrests have come as a result of information provided to the police by the Management and Standards Committee (MSC), a body set up by News Corp to bribe cops and the crooked courts. The work of the MSC, which was set up to be independent of the conglomerate's British newspaper arm News International, has caused bitterness among staff, many of whom feel betrayed by an employer they have loyally served. "People think that they've been thrown under a bus," one dude told Reuters. "They're beyond angry - there's an utter sense of betrayal, a general lynch-mob hysteria." Cool, I suggest you print Rupert Murdoch's home address daily until this crowd gets fed up and meets at Murdoch's to demand some street justice. If there's real justice they'll Qadaffi him. Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Occupy OC has been busy! http://www.orangejuiceblog.com/2012/03/report-from-the-front-lines-occupys-feb-29-mira-loma-alec-action/ I took the Photographs! :) in solidarity in peace Marselle Send e-mail to Bart Astrocat Check out the news and toons at
Read all about it! on the Bart Blog! Stop using our music, Pigboy! says Rush the band to the vulgar racist Link Yesterday, I contacted Anthem Entertainment and Rush (the band) about Rush Limbaugh's airing of its music on his show, and today I was exclusively informed that they have formally demanded that the Rush Limbaugh Program stop using its music on the air. For years now, Rush Limbaugh has been playing Rush music (get it?) as bumpers out of his commercial breaks, including the tracks "Bravado" and "The Spirit of Radio." In fact, when Limbaugh attacked Sandra Fluke and remarked about seeing sex tapes of Fluke in exchange for birth control pills, Pigboy was playing "The Spirit of Radio" under his hateful rant. Thankfully, that ends today. Hey Rush, why not grab one of your Lugers and find a bunker and do ther right thing? Send e-mail to Bart Subject: Dennis Miller on 5-0 I saw that episode with Miller's character spewing venom against the Occupy movement. It was a relief that the bomb went off so early in the show! I loved Miller's old HBO show because he targeted anyone who was a lying, steaming pile. I guess his sudden loss of income, especially after his disastrous NFL turn made him bitter. That, and maybe he never had an original thought in his head, it was all his writers. If so that explains why he is just another hate radio wannabe. It both sad and disgusting to see him these days. Sel in Jax I have tapes of Dennis Miller ranting against how fuct the Rethugs are, and then he turns right around and joins their little lying Nazi whore club. I remember one of his last good jokes, too. He was looking at a painting of Lincoln and he imagined Ol' Abe saying, "I got a softball-sized hole in my f-ing head and still I'm smarter than that moron Bush." Weeks later, Dennis Miller was on his knees for Bush because Miller said someone called Guiliani a Nazi - which he was - so Miller had to convert to caveman-ism. Good thinking, Dennis. Using that logic, you probably left your wife because how could you stay married to a woman when some gay men are getting married in some eastern states? Send e-mail to Bart Today's Mystery Car
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