My search engine isn't too good, it only found six mentions for
South's Finest, but there are more.
I've been trying to land the South's Finest "account"
for the longest time.
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There's some comedy in those six examples, but if you want to
save time, consider this:
The South's Finest Chocolate is the Chinaco
of great chocolates.
I don't know if higher praise can be given.
I also said:
After I mentioned The South's Finest,
they sent me e-mail, saying they were fans of bartcop.com
Don't buy this chocolate because they're
liberals.
Don't buy this chocolate because they like
Ol' BartCop.
Buy this chocolate because it's the best
there is.
I'd buy THIS chocolate from Kenneth
Starr, and I'd TIP his Nazi ass.
So, you know this is great, great chocolate.
As with all bartcop.com advertisers, I recommend
you give them a try.
One thing, because it's summer, call them with your order so
they can discuss the shipping situation.
I ordered three boxes, and they arrived today in perfect condition,
no melting.
Along with the chocolate was a wholesale-sized check for running
banners on bartcop.com
The South's Finest Chocolate Factory is our first major
account, and I couldn't be more proud
to recommend this product to you because I've been eating this
chocolate for over 40 years.
If you were with us last summer, the owner of The South's Finest
Chocolate Factory
sent us a report from the Democratic Convention in Los Angeles.
If that ain't good people, what is?
They have all kinds of chocolate and candy stuff.
They even have a candy cane basket that'd be great at Christmas.
They have all kinds of cool chocolate stuff!
So click on their banner and take their "tour."
My personal favorite is the "Breakup" milk chocolate.
It's plain, old milk chocolate, no nuts, no rice,
no nuggat, no caramel - just pure chocolate.
You know how I like my delicacies pure...
I don't think it's even on their menu, you have to ask
for it.
Ellis, the owner, says everybody likes their fancy chocolate more than the plain Breakup.
Sidebar:
When I was five years old, I remember getting
some of this luxury milk chocolate,
a handful of Indian Brand pumpkin seeds
(extra salty) and a Coke and a comic book
and having the time of my life. (This was
before sex, tequila, Vegas and music.)
The chocolate was so sweet and perfect,
then I'd follow it with a salty pumpkin seed,
then chase that with a swig of Coke reading
about Batman kicking the Joker's ass.
I think I'll try that again today, but
this time with Chinaco instead of Coke.
(And in two weeks, I can try some Bixby
corn with it, too.)
It's always fun to watch someone try that Breakup chocolate
for the first time.
When you eat a piece, you think, "Yeah,
that's good chocolate."
But when you're done, the aftertaste is spectacular.
That's what makes it the best.
So give their chocolate products a try.
If you don't agree it's the best ever, see your doctor.
I'm real happy to run their banner on this site because it's
a great, great product.